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[amyr]

oi wheres my biscuit...would prefer a non fascist biscuit...

[Midget]

oi wheres my biscuit...would prefer a non fascist biscuit...

Sorry we only have the Peek Freans Trotsky Assortment

[amyr]

ok I'll settle for some chocolate with my tea then

[alonebfg]

you said befor not enough females in it they may not be in the tech support side but in the programme side and web desgin database and programme desgin 90% is done by women they sem to have the patince ie we rang up sims support with a problem and the only person who could fix it was a female who (so i was told) is there top programmer. and like i say behind every good man is a better woman ( his mum ) lol

[amyr]

when I worked in industry the majority of programmers in the IT department were male.

I don't have the patience for programming and could never get my head round all of the syntax - its bad enough working with html code on webpages - the only downside to my job is the heavy lifting which thankfully there's not much of.

[witch]

I agree about the heavy lifting - thank goodness for LCD monitors!
Still, what with the lifting and the trekking around the school, who needs exercise classes.
And you can eat all the Iced Mussolinis you want to without worrying about the calories!

[Jake]

mmmmmmmmmm exercising cybertechbabes

[webman]

Ok who let him out? :shock:

[Joedetic]

Maybe if we werent using kensington locks to hold the cage door shut......

[ChrisC]

I think, to alert us of an escape, we need to install a zonealarm. (hahaha)

Chris

[Midget]

/me hands ChrisC his jacket


The answer to this and every other problem is Ductape

[ChrisC]

this could work
http://www.ifma-austin.org/img/ductape.jpg
if jake was a duck, or is he........?

Chris

[webman]

What about a ring of fuel around the cage and then introduce a bunsen burner - instant firewall!

[ChrisC]

Electromagnetic-sonic collar?

Sorry, watched the running man recently.

Chris

[Joedetic]

That would mean talking to the lab technicians though to borrow a bunsen....that'd involve leaving the ICT department, can you take the risk of traversing the school without being acosted to fix something?