Dear EduFather - I have sinned...

[Admiral208]

I smite your printer with blocked nozzles, bad drivers and broken gears.

The only way to break this curse is when the first person enters your office in the morning for the next 7 days, you immediately jump out of your chair and moonwalk backwards round your desk whilst making steam train noises.

Isnt moonwalking backwards just walking forwards?

[teejay]

Isnt moonwalking backwards just walking forwards?

Almost, it's sliding forwards...