General Chat Thread, Dear Mr Cameron.... in General; Originally Posted by X-13
Teleporters and/or rocket packs.
You'll never get me on a teleporter. It's suicide everytime you go ...
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11th January 2012, 04:42 PM #61 
Originally Posted by
X-13
Teleporters and/or rocket packs.
You'll never get me on a teleporter. It's suicide everytime you go somewhere, and hoping your clone the other end continues your life in a manner you would find acceptable.
Rocket Packs seem likely to earn the nickname "Leg BBQ" as well.
Therefore, the only true answer is Robot Unicorns, of course.
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11th January 2012, 05:19 PM #62 
Originally Posted by
localzuk
So, has anyone come up with an alternative which provides more capacity, creates jobs, and decreases transit times yet?
Airships!
Well, doesn't decrease transit time, but so much more majestic than trains (or planes).
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11th January 2012, 05:31 PM #63 
Originally Posted by
jamesb
Airships!
Well, doesn't decrease transit time, but so much more majestic than trains (or planes).
Or automobiles.... 
Last edited by LosOjos; 11th January 2012 at 06:00 PM.
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11th January 2012, 09:45 PM #64 
Originally Posted by
sonofsanta
You'll never get me on a teleporter. It's suicide everytime you go somewhere, and hoping your clone the other end continues your life in a manner you would find acceptable.
Rocket Packs seem likely to earn the nickname "Leg BBQ" as well.
Therefore, the only true answer is Robot Unicorns, of course.
Ah, but we'll all be upgraded to have synthetic brains so all memories and thought processes would stay the same.
Think of it less like suicide and more like a 100% full body detox. All cells renewed.
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13th January 2012, 03:56 PM #65 
Originally Posted by
LosOjos
Neg Rep "Please feel free to leave then cos frankly the country doesn't need your negative views!" - thank you

now how about growing a pair and owning up to it eh? Of course you won't, because as all regular EG's know, this phantom Tory neg-repper is a coward.
I'm sorry that I'm finding it hard to stay positive in a country that has been beaten to the ground by stupid politicians and greedy bankers, and that has then chosen to punish the public sector (though funnily enough,
not the politicians
or the bankers) for that - clearly I'm insane! As for leaving the country, I'd love to! Unfortunately I don't get paid enough to raise the funds to do so; it's a vicious cycle!
I've said many times on here that I intend getting the hell out of Dodge and taking my pension with me as soon as it's financially viable, and these are some of the very reasons why. Throw in unpredictable weather, lack of sunshine hours, salary cuts, wage freezes, pension freezes, energy price increases and so on, and I can't really see many reasons for staying.
But no one's ever neg-repped me for saying so. <cue unseemly rush by the rest of Edugeek to neg-rep Earthling>
If whoever neg-repped @LosOjos wants to do the same to me, feel free, I don't care. It's not going to change my attitude, my experience, my professionalism or, more importantly, the state of this country.
But hey, it might make you feel better.
It's 92 weeks and 6 days, by the way, before it becomes financially viable. Then it's Get My Coat
and Sunglasses
all the way to the South Pacific.
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Thanks to Earthling from:
LosOjos (13th January 2012)
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13th January 2012, 03:58 PM #66 
Originally Posted by
Earthling
It's 92 weeks and 6 days, by the way, before it becomes financially viable. Then it's Get My Coat

and Sunglasses

all the way to the South Pacific.
Good luck! I'm not at all jealous, honest!
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13th January 2012, 04:01 PM #67 
Originally Posted by
X-13
Ah, but we'll all be upgraded to have synthetic brains so all memories and thought processes would stay the same.
Think of it less like suicide and more like a 100% full body detox. All cells renewed.
Altered Carbon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
"...human personalities can be stored digitally and downloaded into new bodies, called sleeves..."...........Bring It On, I'm ready.
Terrific book, terrific read, believe it's being made into a movie.
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13th January 2012, 04:07 PM #68 
Originally Posted by
LosOjos
Good luck! I'm not at all jealous, honest!
Well, don't be too jealous.........I might end up in a back-street in Quezon City with a knife between my shoulder-blades. Or floating off on the crest of a tsunami somewhere.
Rather that than being run over by a No. 43 bus or freezing to death in my home because it's a choice between heating and eating.
Edit: Forgot to say 'Thanks' for the good wishes.
Last edited by Earthling; 13th January 2012 at 04:11 PM.
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13th January 2012, 04:21 PM #69 
Originally Posted by
Earthling
Terrific book, terrific read, believe it's being made into a movie.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I need to leave the country now. Where can you think of that doesn't show films?
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13th January 2012, 04:23 PM #70 
Originally Posted by
jamesb
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I need to leave the country now. Where can you think of that doesn't show films?
THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
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13th January 2012, 04:31 PM #71 
Originally Posted by
mattx
My son's school had great plans ahead when the BSA plans were introduced. The school has fallen into complete disrepair, leaking classrooms, paint peeling off the walls, freezing cold in the winter.
Sounds to me like bad management. Are ALL the schools in the same state?
Last edited by Gibbo; 13th January 2012 at 04:34 PM.
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