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General Chat Thread, New 'Teach' advert in General; Just saw this on the box... Work with people who don't pretend to know the answer. Teach. I prefer this ...
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    New 'Teach' advert

    Just saw this on the box...

    Work with people who don't pretend to know the answer.
    Teach.
    I prefer this version ... :twisted:

    Work with people who don't know the answer.
    Tech.

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    Re: New 'Teach' advert

    lol

    Work with people who will film themselves beating people up

    Work with people who are ignorant


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    Re: New 'Teach' advert

    Tech - Work with people who don't have time to do their job properly

    Tech - Work with people with poor planning skills givving you 'emergancy' work!

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    Re: New 'Teach' advert

    Tech - Work With people who don't plan nothing because nothing ever goes according to plan in this Job

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    Re: New 'Teach' advert

    Tech - work with people who get 3 months off each year and whinge all the time about just how hard they have to work....

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    Re: New 'Teach' advert

    Tech - Work with teachers

    Teach - Work against tech

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    Re: New 'Teach' advert

    Tech - Forget something and the world is obviously going to end
    Teach - Forget something and you can blag your way out of it

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    Re: New 'Teach' advert

    Teach - Fart and you get another management point....

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    Re: New 'Teach' advert

    lol - sorry - just had to laugh!

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    Re: New 'Teach' advert

    Teach - Fart twice and you get a £10,000 pay rise and a management point!

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    Re: New 'Teach' advert

    Quote Originally Posted by acrobson
    Teach - Fart twice and you get a £10,000 pay rise and a management point!
    ROFL

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    Re: New 'Teach' advert

    Quote Originally Posted by acrobson
    Teach - Fart twice and you get a £10,000 pay rise and a management point!
    ROFL, I could add something else to that about becoming a member of SMT and more farting, but it gets a bit, well dirty so I won't, but i'm sure someone can fill the gap in

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    Re: New 'Teach' advert

    I feel a certain level of sarcasm in this thread but can't quite put my finger on it...

    Hold on, took a step back and realised it's the WHOLE THREAD!

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    Re: New 'Teach' advert

    TECH - Revel in other people's stupidity....

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    Re: New 'Teach' advert

    Tech - Correcting your f*ck ups since <DATE>
    Teach - Correcting your f*ck ups since <DATE>

    Maybe that last one's not as P.C. as it could be...i'm sure there were SOME nice kids where i worked...

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