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    OOO

    Due to two weeks off starting at 5pm this afternoon, I will be requiring a entertaining Out of Office message, Any ideas?

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    If you read this I am out of the office until XX Date.
    If you dont read this, I am still out of the office until XX Date.

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    outofoffice.jpg

    or just "FU"?

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    What about:

    The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.'

    This also provides entertainment for when you get back in to see how many muppets have actually done this!

    Brilliant!

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    I'm not at work and there's no way
    I'm checking emails whilst on holiday

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    You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.



    Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.



    Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message.

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    If you get this message, please be patient as i'm on holiday.
    If you don't get this message, let me know as i'm on holiday and it wasn't me that broke it.

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    Thank you for your e-mail, but I am currently on holiday. As I will receive this email abroad, your credit card has been charged £5.99 for the first 10 words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message.

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    Mine reads;

    I am currently out of the Office until (date).

    For an urgent response please contact #### -  ###@school.sch.uk


    For a non urgent response - call again in October

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    I am currently out of the office undergoing a delicate medical procedure. I will return on XX when you can address all email to Mrs Rawns

    Thank you

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