Apologies for that, slight error in calculation....you can now expect to perish in the fiery pits of hell on October 21st....set yourself a reminder or download my iCal appointment
Judgment Day prophet resets doomsday clock ? The Register
I do have to laugh (uncontrollably until I'm nearly wetting myself) at this quote:
Still a bit annoyed at it though, as I had the half term week straight after the 21st booked off, now what am I going to do?God's infallibility will surely be some comfort to New Yorker Robert Fitzpatrick, who blew most of his $140k life savings on a poster campaign promoting the end of the world, but was left firmly standing in a drizzly Times Square at 6pm on Saturday, with the jeers of tourists rather than a fanfare of celestial trumpets ringing in his ears
I read that. I was hoping to have another birthday on a mountain in The Free State, SA. I'm going to miss it by 2 days.
Mind you at 10 - 11,000ft it will be that much nearer to heaven.
Everyone here asked why i thought I was going up.
well at least this time i get to have my 25th birthday, and the summer holidays
If some bloke did exactly the same thing as this nut is doing, but claimed the Jolly Green Giant was going to make an appearance in October, he would be locked up in a mental institution so quickly! I don't understand why people like this are allowed to waffle on about such rubbish.
The only plus is that this bloke will die a very poor man after pumping al his cash into pointless advertising.
Loving the comments coming from this:
- Rapture 1.0 (still in beta testing)
- Not to worry, Homer Simpson was also a little out on his end of the world prediction....happens to us all
I think they could be going for the Capita model, give a date then delay it several times, until it finally happens, gets a recall, then it works but a few patches are needed to get the last few people out of Hell as their name was wrongly tagged.
elsiegee40 (24th May 2011)
All this reminds me of a quality NOFX song called "I'm going to hell for this one"...
Jesus Christ will resurrect
He's got his BMI royalty to collect
He's not the white fragile hippie
He looks and acts more like an indignant ICE-T
Jesus Christ is coming back
He wants to kick Mel Gibson's ass
Superstar, The Passion of
He wants his money, not your love
He's been kickin' 2000 years
He's fixed a lot of sports
and drank a million beers
Some ecstasy, a thin white line
He says designer drugs beat the hell out of wine
Jesus Christ on vacation
Spreading mass sacrilegion
"Sex and drugs, we abstain"
He thinks Christians are insane
They don't know love,
they know fear and moral hauteur
Scare tactics I never taught
"If you're gonna look to me,
better get rose colored shades,
Cuz what you see is what you get"
I very much doubt that. He's crazy and the people who believe him are crazy.Originally Posted by Camping
The Bible tells us of all these "special events" that defy common sense, physics, logic and goodness knows what else. We only have the Bible's word for that, and similar events have never occurred after its writing. Strange, that. What makes these Rapture-believers think that something of this scale is actually going to happen now? Third-time lucky, eh?
The Bible is just another out of date relic that's being clung onto. It's crazy how people rely on it so much.
If you were a Doctor, would you use a 2000 year old medical journal to perform surgery?
If you were a Sailer , would you navigate the World with the map of a flat earth?
hereas you can prove a flat earth map is wrong (unless you live on discworld) and a splint would probably of been used 2000 years ago and is still a reasonable way to help a broken leg
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