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    Sex and coffee 'trigger stroke'


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    Coffee, sex and blowing your nose could increase the risk of a type of stroke

    But a career in the circus looks like a good prospect if you can do all 3

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    I had to laugh at "Straining to defecate 3.6%"
    Thats probably the worst time to get a stroke ever... lets face it you can hardly sort yourself out before the ambulance arrives etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroHour View Post
    I had to laugh at "Straining to defecate 3.6%"
    Thats probably the worst time to get a stroke ever... lets face it you can hardly sort yourself out before the ambulance arrives etc.
    Or straining the decaffeinated.

    I only have one word to say on your last sentence... Elvis.

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    What about drinking coffee and blowing your nose whilst having sex......?

    Ben

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    Quote Originally Posted by plexer View Post
    What about drinking coffee and blowing your nose whilst having sex......?

    Ben
    your partner is one lucky person!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MK-2 View Post
    your partner is one lucky person!
    LMAO rep++

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    Quote Originally Posted by plexer View Post
    What about drinking coffee and blowing your nose whilst having sex......?

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    Some of us are better at multi tasking than others!

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    Ain't she just

    Allthough I didn't say it was me drinking the coffee, etc...

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    Quote Originally Posted by plexer View Post
    Ain't she just

    Allthough I didn't say it was me drinking the coffee, etc...
    Don't spill it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CAM View Post
    Don't spill it!
    Ouch, lol

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    Looks like a Dail Mail Headline to me. In other news, getting older increases your chance of dying.

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    looks like I'm going to be stroke free then!



    darn

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    Sounds like a normal Sunday morning to me - Coffee, Vigorous exercise, Nose blowing, Sex, Straining to defecate, Drinking cola, Being startled then Being angry...

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    Quote Originally Posted by timzim View Post
    Sounds like a normal Sunday morning to me - Coffee, Vigorous exercise, Nose blowing, Sex, Straining to defecate, Drinking cola, Being startled then Being angry...
    If you must watch The Andrew Marr Show..



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