Have you ever stopped to think about what rats do for fun?
Sure they crawl around and scurry,
yeah they're always on the run but a rat sure likes a good time
just like you and me
I'll prove it with a tale about a rat-infested brewery
It started with a little lad named vermin McCann
who fell upon a drink that made him feel like quite a man
he rounded up his furry boys,
though some wore a frown
they quickly changed their tune and they slammed a couple down.
One, two, one-two-three-four!
Come on all you good rats
we'll send you to heaven you'll find the pearly gates in the froth and the foam
'cause in these vats you've made quite a creation
a potion that turned the Guinness to gold!
Like mice behind a piper,
rats from all around soon headed for this factory in old Dublin Town.
They surely heard the news about this fancy new rat-brew,
they came, they saw, they had a taste and knocked back a few
The rats were in a tizzy
addicted to the bone, their hairy lugs were giddy
they were never going home
like a bunch of drunken pirates prepared to walk the plank they drank,
they sang, they danced, they took a plunge and in the beer they sank!
Last edited by Rawns; 17th March 2011 at 11:31 AM.
Fatmas (17th March 2011)
Beannachtí na Féile Pádraig to all EduGeek Members!
On the topic of St. Patrick and all things Irish:
Leprechaun Trap Cake
Inside the cake:
However I am not sure that it would be a good idea to actually make this cake because:
With all of the colourings that go into the making of this cake it would probably cause anyone with sensitivity to additives might have issues for a while after having some of this cake.You will stain your lips green while eating this.
Link: not martha — Leprechaun Trap Cake
Last edited by DaveP; 17th March 2011 at 12:41 PM. Reason: Correct spelling mistake.
Rawns (17th March 2011)
I always thought the Guinness HQ was based in London...
And we cant celebrate St Georges day its considered racist by the pc police
Further to the St. Patrick's Day theme here are some fake Irish blessings for you:
Happy St. Patrick's Day to one and all!
Rawns (18th March 2011)
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