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General Chat Thread, http://www.police.uk/ in General; Originally Posted by MK-2 I bet if you look up crime in liverpool at that time last night you'll find ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MK-2 View Post
    I bet if you look up crime in liverpool at that time last night you'll find a certain Mr Torres' house being burgled while he was away on business
    Probably by Mr Carroll... lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by GREED View Post
    Probably by Mr Carroll... lol
    i've heard he'll just have Roll on the back of his shirt, as the scousers have already nicked his car

    badom boom tsssh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MK-2 View Post
    i've heard he'll just have Roll on the back of his shirt, as the scousers have already nicked his car

    badom boom tsssh!
    mwahahaha

    Can't wait for the first night out when he and Stevie G got to the local boxing ring.... sorry I mean club.

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    @creese - im still laughing!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GREED View Post
    mwahahaha

    Can't wait for the first night out when he and Stevie G got to the local boxing ring.... sorry I mean club.
    depends how far away from kevin nolans house he's allowed

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    I've just put in the address for the Chip shop.

    Apparently a cod got battered last night.
    Last edited by K.C.Leblanc; 1st February 2011 at 04:14 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by K.C.Leblanc View Post
    I've just put in the address for the Chip shop.

    Apparently a cod got battered their last night.
    for god sake, this is getting silly, i've haddock up to here with all these puns




    what? he started it!?!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MK-2 View Post
    for god sake, this is getting silly, i've haddock up to here with all these puns
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    Honestly, there's a Plaice for jokes like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MK-2 View Post
    for god sake, this is getting silly, i've haddock up to here with all these puns




    what? he started it!?!!

    Just wanted to chip in with my opinion, Ive had it up to the gills personally! This isnt the plaice to get crabby or shelfish, some of the crimes here could get you on death roe!!

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    I'm sorry, but you'll have to take Sole responsibility for cracking jokes like that.....

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    tech_guy: Who said you could mussel in on the bad jokes??

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    Give it arrest.

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    Don't want to be a sole destroyer on here but its been trying to load the page for the best part of 10mins and still nothing, all I typed in was "Up North" mustn't be any crime up here like there is "Darn Soufff!" eh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by webman View Post
    tech_guy: Who said you could mussel in on the bad jokes??
    Heh - freedom of speech - you'll be hadd-uck in court for infringing that [drumfill]

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