General Chat Thread, Best comments you've heard in the Tech Office...? in General; I've had one teacher asking me to sort out her visualiser, as it wasn't projecting to the screen, and the ...
27th January 2011, 12:45 PM #46
I've had one teacher asking me to sort out her visualiser, as it wasn't projecting to the screen, and the cause of the problem was just the fact the AV cables weren't attached.
I had another almost in tears because her computer wasn't turning on when she had reports to do [which were late]... Turned out it wasn't plugged.
27th January 2011, 02:49 PM #47
heres a good one
teacher sits down inbetween 2 machines and loads up hes laptop starts doing work
teacher : my laptop isnt working and its frozen , i havent saved my work that i have been doing for the last hour
tech : ill have a look , moves mouse PAD on laptop ...looks fine to me
teacher: Teacher sits down holds the external mouse from the pc next to him trys and moves it . Sorry its still doing it !
Must say i have done it a few times with my servers .. But its quite funny
27th January 2011, 03:13 PM #48
One student was in our office earlier this week and thought our mini fridge was cool (wouldn't expect it to be warm!), and didn't know what Mad Cow's Disease was and thought we'd made the name up.
We also have small Unison stress pigs suspended from the ceiling with paper wings mounted on their backs (flying pigs!) which is an amusing topic of conversation (sometimes) to those who notice
27th January 2011, 03:52 PM #49
4 years ago I went to an RM conference and they gave away an RM teddybear to all attendee's.
Originally Posted by webman
For 3 years that bear was subjected to the evil doings of myself, the other techie and the Network manager....
Over the 3 years the bear was:
Used rather inventively as the xmas tree angel
Archery Target practise
And eventually, it was hung from the ceiling with an arrow through it's chest...
Till one day a teacher rescued it and refused to return it (that might be because we threatened to finish it as a guy fawkes and set fire to it the day they pulled out the RM network). I miss that bear, and the RM network has since been removed
27th January 2011, 03:56 PM #50
I offered (the Principal) to buy the old Toshiba photocopier that we finally replaced from the school so I could treat it to a propper and deserved farewell of me burning it and posting the video on youtube. Unfourtunatly they sold it to someone else, I don't miss that copier though, not at all.
Originally Posted by Rydra
27th January 2011, 03:58 PM #51
Surely there's more creative methods?
Originally Posted by SYNACK
Maybe coat some gloss paper in petrol, let them feed through it so when they hit the fuser they catch light?
27th January 2011, 04:04 PM #52
I spent the entire lifespan of that thing imagining different ways to destroy it, elevator shaft, a nice trip or two around the block tied to the back of my car, thermite burn off, arc welder output into the mains plug etc. etc. but I only had a short time to convey my concise opinion in the hopes that a Toshiba printing device never enters the school again.
Originally Posted by Domino
27th January 2011, 05:21 PM #53
We still have one of those, though our other techie, Tallan, has adopted him as his own and is very protective over it It gets used as a whiteboard rubber usually. The last time I saw it, it was lying in a biscuit tin. Which I haven't seen for a while...
Originally Posted by Rydra
28th January 2011, 01:15 AM #54
We had a fault report in stating "Mouse dripping brown liquid, possible H&S problem". On investigation the roof was leaking above the mouse, leaving it in a brown puddle.
28th January 2011, 02:41 AM #55
One of our Tech offices last year had a faculty member show up to the office with a microwave asking if they could fix it .... I guess everyone think that if it plugs into the wall that we would service it?
Loan behold they were politely told NO!
28th January 2011, 07:54 AM #56
It's called buying a new one ( not for the user , I mean as in the user buying one )
Originally Posted by Carter
28th January 2011, 09:48 AM #57
if only we could get replacement users im sure some are defective lol
Originally Posted by mac_shinobi
28th January 2011, 10:41 AM #58
As I sit here, I kid you not, I overheard one snippet of a conversation by some 8-9 year old boys outside my office...
"You should see my horse..."
That was all I could catch of the whole conversation.
Am I the only sick-of-mind person that jumped straight to "MMMM Sweet Lemonade!"
9th February 2011, 01:26 PM #59
Ok so I had a god one yesterday ..... We had someone into the office with an email issue & we helped but then the question was asked
"I was in the computer area this morning but I think I shutdown the computer (Mac) rather than logging out, is that ok?"
I said yes, this is fine, the next person will just need to turn the computer on but at least it was not left logged in. The user then said
"well, I realized I didn't logout of that computer a hour or so later so I went back to it and it was still off. To make sure I was logged out I turned the computer back on, logged into the computer then chose "logout" to make sure I was logged out, is that ok?"
My reply, yes............ yes that was ok you are now logged out.
9th February 2011, 01:29 PM #60
TBF there are some websites that you have to logout of rather than just shut down - otherwise you are logged in when you go back to it - maybe he or she was thinking of that sort of thing?
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