Topical for me: 'A Weekend Wasted is Never a Wasted Weekend'
'Google has over 1 billion websites, what makes you think I can find yours any quicker?'
My other half recently bought me one with a loading bar and under it "Sarcastic comment loading..."
and my boss has one stating "A dog is for life, not just for Friday night"
I've always liked this "I'm a bomb disposal expert, if I start running please try to keep up" but it's quite an old one now
I got one made for a, ahem, larger colleague of mine that says "Do I LOOK like I eat F#*kin Salad?" - which was his favourite phrase in kebab shops. He loves it :-)
I also love
also our drummer had a birthday recently, and as our bands called 'The Dead & Buried' a promoter we work with a lot got her a sparkly t-shirt in our font and logo with 'The Dead & BeeGees' across it :-)
One by one the penguins steal my sanity
This was actually on a mug: "I'm listening to the voices in my head" then on the other side "and they don't like you"
I have one that says ,
" I gave up drinking , smoking and sex ....... it was the worst hour of my life"
My favourite t-shirt, now much the worse for wear, is one from littlegamers.com a few years back: Playing Video Games Makes Me Sexy
Could probably think of hundreds of others but I don't want to bore you all. Favourite offensive t-shirt I ever made (yay iron on wotsits) was "Let's Go Clubbing!" in big writing across the chest, and a picture of a seal on the back (doubly offensive for living in Skegness, with a seal sanctuary in town).
My favourite ever teeshirt I saw at Glastonbury it just had 'DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT JUGGLING NEXT TO ME'
My personal favs
jpaterson (12th November 2010)
My step brother has one: "Tell your t'ts to stop looking at my eyes" (sorry for uncleanliness)
But Engrish have some brilliant dodgy translations on theirs
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