Favorite t-shirt slogans

[sister_annex]

Topical for me: 'A Weekend Wasted is Never a Wasted Weekend'

or

'Google has over 1 billion websites, what makes you think I can find yours any quicker?'

[Hightower]

Nice shirt, but the logo is an optical illusion. The bigger purple block is obviously 3 dimensional, yet it disappears into the line between the red and yellow block where there is obviously not a gap for a 3D shape

[korifugi]

My other half recently bought me one with a loading bar and under it "Sarcastic comment loading..."
and my boss has one stating "A dog is for life, not just for Friday night"

[cromertech]

I've always liked this "I'm a bomb disposal expert, if I start running please try to keep up" but it's quite an old one now

[Domino]

I got one made for a, ahem, larger colleague of mine that says "Do I LOOK like I eat F#*kin Salad?" - which was his favourite phrase in kebab shops. He loves it :-)

I also love




also our drummer had a birthday recently, and as our bands called 'The Dead & Buried' a promoter we work with a lot got her a sparkly t-shirt in our font and logo with 'The Dead & BeeGees' across it :-)

[36Degrees]

One by one the penguins steal my sanity

This was actually on a mug: "I'm listening to the voices in my head" then on the other side "and they don't like you"

[TopBanana]

I have one that says ,

" I gave up drinking , smoking and sex ....... it was the worst hour of my life"

[sonofsanta]

My favourite t-shirt, now much the worse for wear, is one from littlegamers.com a few years back: Playing Video Games Makes Me Sexy

Could probably think of hundreds of others but I don't want to bore you all. Favourite offensive t-shirt I ever made (yay iron on wotsits) was "Let's Go Clubbing!" in big writing across the chest, and a picture of a seal on the back (doubly offensive for living in Skegness, with a seal sanctuary in town).

[witch]

I got one made for a, ahem, larger colleague of mine that says "Do I LOOK like I eat F#*kin Salad?" - which was his favourite phrase in kebab shops. He loves it :-)

My son has a plain lazy sweatshirt with 'SALAD DODGER' on it - says it all, really

[bloxy]

My favourite ever teeshirt I saw at Glastonbury it just had 'DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT JUGGLING NEXT TO ME'

[nephilim]

My personal favs

[Domino]

oooh, and ALL the Last Exit to Nowhere ones are awesome

though not so much slogans...

[NikChillin]

software
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[Disaster]

My step brother has one: "Tell your t'ts to stop looking at my eyes" (sorry for uncleanliness)
But Engrish have some brilliant dodgy translations on theirs



Engrish calendars, t-shirts, mugs, books, etc. at the Engrish.com Store!

[CPLTD]

oooh, and ALL the Last Exit to Nowhere ones are awesome

though not so much slogans...

Big fan of last exit.....

At Glasto I saw a stand that had Tshirts for newborns/toddlers that said "just done 9 months inside" - quality effort


Joe