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    Haynes USS Enterprise Manual


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    As it says in the comments here:

    Link: Haynes publishes owner's manual for Star Trek's U.S.S. Enterprise | Mail Online

    I would be more interested if they were to bring out a handbook for The Tardis. Great Christmas present opportunity for my son: Also a fantastic marketing opportunity for the BBC?

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    Does it have pictures of a man replacing the cam belt, or the air filter, or the Warp core? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by GREED View Post
    Does it have pictures of a man replacing the cam belt, or the air filter, or the Warp core? lol
    Probably not Page views:





    Other page views and full article: Link: The U.S.S. Enterprise Owner’s Manual - Celebrity Pictures, Lol Celebs and Funny Actor and Actress Photos - ROFLrazzi

    Images: Getty Images.

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    How rubbish then, I need to know how to replace my warp drive on my mondeo! lol

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    me want me want lol i find xmas pointless (well except the socks and pants) as most of the presents are useless crap, but this i would welcome! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveP View Post
    I would be more interested if they were to bring out a handbook for The Tardis. Great Christmas present opportunity for my son: Also a fantastic marketing opportunity for the BBC?
    "For your son"?

    They always keep most of the TARDIS outside of the Control Room as a bit of a mystery, though.

    The 3rd downloadable game does give you the chance to operate most of the console controls on the current TARDIS, and explains what they are.

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    We've got one here in the library; it doesn't tell you how to change the dilithium crystals. What use is that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew_C View Post
    We've got one here in the library; it doesn't tell you how to change the dilithium crystals. What use is that?
    Thats what I mean. When I need to change my anti-matter container for a new one (12,000 miles.. oh wait, light years) I need details pictures, with a man with a seventies tash in black and white! lol

    [ Geek alert! ]

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    Quote Originally Posted by GREED View Post
    How rubbish then, I need to know how to replace my warp drive on my mondeo! lol
    Sucks air through teeth noisily "That'll be yer dilithium crystals mate, it'll cost yer"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpuffMonkey View Post
    Sucks air through teeth noisily "That'll be yer dilithium crystals mate, it'll cost yer"
    Made me laugh that my boss just gave me a strange look. I can't explain to him why though! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibbo View Post
    That would make a great present but I lolled at the bundle selection:

    Haynes USS Enterprise Manual-spitfire.jpg

    I think you might need a few more tools than that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GREED View Post
    How rubbish then, I need to know how to replace my warp drive on my mondeo! lol
    I thought they were all a bit warped to drive? *cough* Or was that only the mk1..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirbendy View Post
    I thought they were all a bit warped to drive? *cough* Or was that only the mk1..
    Mine's fine. Bought for £95 part ex my Corolla, can't go wrong! Is 03 model, only thing wrong with it is it hates being stuck in traffic, so drinks petrol while it waits! lol

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