I was with my ex mrs and we decided to go out shopping for the day on a saturday so as you can imagine really busy, anyway i was driving about trying to find a parking space, gets to this Car park and all of a sudden she turns to me and says.....
I wonder why theres so many cars here!!!!!! (after picking myself up i sarcastically responded Babes Its a car Park)
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my girlfriend recently said to me "i had a test for dyslexia once, they told me i wasnt dyslexic just stupid!" made me laugh. i replied "you put the sexy in dyslexia babe" she then said looking confused "i dont get it?!"
I get stupid ones all the time. Like for example, last night we went to B&Q, bought some varnish, and then I spent from 7 until 10 varnishing the doors and stairs. Finish at 10, and she turns to me and says "I hate it, it's too dark".
Turns out that's a pretty stupid thing to say when someone has spent 3 solid hours varnishing, because she now has the remainder of the varnish in a 'modern art' formation on the chimney breast from where I chucked the bucket.
just rememberd being in a car with my mate and we was just driving around, when all of a sudden he turned to his right and tried to spit out the window (unfortunaly he hadnt wouned his window befor doing this LOL i was in stitches)
mrtechsystems (20th July 2010)
My sister has just bought a new car (a very nice mazda mx5), and was merrily deciding what she should put in her "box in the boot" (you know, the usual stuff for the car, first aid kit, hi-viz jacket, National Trust book (?!) etc.). And she starts going through the odds and sods that came with the car, and she holds up a bag with the towing eyes in. Cue the best comment ever:
"Do I have to leave these in my car? I don't want them in the box, they don't look pretty!"
One of my friends is a veritable gold mine of little gems:
On Mapreading: "Is this blue line a road or a river?"
On wanting some lined paper: "Can I have some plain paper with lines on?"
On generating a character for SG1 Roleplay: (While he is sorting his equipment Myself and the DM are discussing the type of character he'll invariably play) "You all make me out to be some kind of psycho." (then, with only a short pause) "So, if I spend a gear pick I can have 75 extra rounds for my glock?" *Note: He didn't even realise what he'd said until I almost fell off my chair laughing*
My friend made some really foolish comments in the past ... And they always seem to be when he is surrounded by a big group of friends... haha
1) Rome's in Romania
2) Eskimo's live in Ethiopia (I still can't believe he said that!)
I almost wet myself at the 2nd one
This just in from a pupil right behind me.....
"But ducks are fish"
and now "Do polar bears come from Poland"
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Was in a year 6 class a couple of years ago when the teachers asks the pupils, "What materials do we mine for?" to which a pupil replied "Pot Noodle Sir!"
I was in stitches.
My sister once walked out of a pub to find it was raining and said "why does rain make everything so wet?'
Then she said: 'where does all this rain come from?'
Someone pointed UP - and she looked!
When my sister was in her ealry teens someone asked what she wanted to do when older (Career wise), she said she wanted to go into soliciting! My Dad and I suggested she might prefer to be a solicitor instead.........!!
Absolutely genius thread (makes you feel good to be alive and functioning properly!)
Sadly I have a few to add...
Whilst working at 'Hellcyon' pitching copier paper...a customer asked me whether I could fax them a paper sample.....
Another beauty was when my friends and I were discussing why Sony PS1 had raised bumps on the lid, proudly my friend crowed "durr you prats (edited)....it's brail!!"
We still laugh about that one.
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