Want to hear the most stupid comments that some one has ever said to you!!!!!

[chrisredfield93]

Can you download the internet and copy it onto CD for me?

Jimmy why a CD? why not a floppy?

[andy_nic]

A friend told me that at a parents evening the science teacher said to her about her twins “what they were born on the same day?”

[pete]

There are two critical servers with this customer that crash repeatedly because they run out of drive space. We have told him this many times with no commitment, but he just told us he refused to get more drive space because his lead tech said:

"We prefer to keep drive space as maximized as possible to provide security; it prevents people from installing unauthorized applications or leave unnecessary files lying around that they would otherwise do with extra space."

This was the same customer who thought RAID5 is "five times faster" than RAID1.

from here: Ars

[Jawloms]

Perhaps a bit harsh to call it a 'stupid comment', more 'the funny side of innocence';

My daughter at the age of about 8 had been making a pirate treasure map at school like all kids do. 'Why did pirates soak their maps in tea?' she asked! Just shows that it's all well and good doing things with kids, but if you don't tell them why it's still kind of pointless!

[gizmo2005]

thread revive, great comments in here people, have get me well and truley entertained over the last couple of weeks

[skawarrior]

My Sister in Law was sat in the pub eating a Steak and Ale pie and after a few minutes asked "What animal is Ale from? I mean I know Steak is from a Cow but what about the Ale?"

She also once remarked isn't it funny how the petrol light comes on quicker when you don't put much petrol in?

And my personal favorite was following the birth of my daughter she excitedly called my wife to ask "What did you have? I need to know if I'm an Auntie or an Uncle"

[TechMonkey]

Someone who shall remain nameless asked me while I was cooking a few days ago "Did you manage to get the saveloy cabbage?" After stifling a laugh I asked them to think about what they just said and think of the hotel. To which they replied, "Yes, the Saveloy Hotel"

Bless

[rad]

I got asked while on the internet if it was working, as this must be the only room in the school it was working on. All because the so called "home" page didnt work she thought it was the entire internet...