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    Not really got a funny comment but more of an action.

    I was sat in my car waiting for my mates with my cousin who was in the passenger seat.

    He pushed the cig lighter on and waited till it popped up, then he took it out looked at the glowing end and touched on it his forhead!

    He had to walk around with a half an inch burn in the middle of his forhead for ages.

    To this day he still has no idea what possessed him to do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disease View Post
    To this day he still has no idea what possessed him to do it.
    It's the same as that little voice that tells you to go closer to the edge when standing on a cliff or top of a building, the one that tells you you'll miss that clump of trees by miles as you hurtle down a slope on a sledge, that little part of you that really doesn't seem to like you!! Mine recently seems to think that it would be interesting to see how well my motorbike would slide down the road, or how far I would catapult into a field if I went straight into a hedge. I'd love to know the scientific reason for that.

    & the first person to tell me the scientific reason is that I'm going loony gets the voice set on them. :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by TechMonkey View Post
    I'd love to know the scientific reason for that.
    Maybe you've got worms Parasites brainwash grasshoppers into death dive - life - 31 August 2005 - New Scientist

    But seriously if your going insane I'm going with you, I think it is just dangerous curiosity like that random thought about what would it feel like to get buzzed by 230v and just needs to be suppressed for safety.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TechMonkey View Post
    & the first person to tell me the scientific reason is that I'm going loony gets the voice set on them. :P
    Nope, everyone gets intrusive thoughts. Several conditions are linked to them, but only in the sense that being unable to dismiss them can be a problem.

    OCD, for example, is supposed to be linked to intrusive thoughts which are then reinforced and backed up by actually performing the action (locking the door twice, say). Each time you follow through on these thoughts rather than dismiss them the urge supposedly gets stronger.

    But no - you're not going loony. I have plenty of aggressive intrusive thoughts while cycling into work. Mainly they involve ripping the wing mirrors off cars which come too close.

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    thread revive, there must be more stupid comments out there!!!!

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    Favorite from my school days... What country is the German girl from?

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    Oh and how much are the One Penny sweets?

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    On a recent trip to Tanzania, one year 12 student asked "Are mosquitoes called mosquitoes because of all mosques?"

    This was our newly appointed Head Girl.

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    Well, I think they're stupid...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmy_2k View Post
    Oh and how much are the One Penny sweets?
    I went into a small shop in Maidenhead, and the pink shrimps cost 2p not 1p - I was mortified - it says on the tub penny sweets!

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    lol at the German comment

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    Was going through airport security a couple of years back and the idiot who was doing a manual search of my bag pulls out a torch and asks "what are going to use this for?"

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    if it is a maglite torch, u cud have bludgeoned him to death! lol

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    Only an AA jobbie, would have bounced off his thick skull...

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