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    My sister asked me once why the cameramen in war films don't get shot....

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    In Florence one day walking about with a couple of pals when we walk past a shop called Homosapien when one of my friends said:
    "You can't call a shop that!"
    My other friend and I looked at each other, then the shop and asked why?
    "Cos you just cant, you know, wierd and that.."
    to which it suddenly dawned on us that he had confused Homosapien with Homosexual!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloxy View Post
    My sister asked me once why the cameramen in war films don't get shot....
    everybody knows that the camera men in war films are ninjas, they cant be shot

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    this post is slowing down now, is there any more out there!!!!!

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    thread revival...had one today with my ex

    Me: Hi where have u been
    her: at the key cutting shop, got another one cut for emergencies
    Me: thats sensible
    her: yeh I know, just in case, you know?!
    Me: yeh, where are u keeping it? Need me to look after it just in case you want me to house sit when u r on hols with grace (our daughter)?
    her: nah its ok, I am gonna keep it on my keys..



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    new one in from last nite, i was sat on the sofa with my mrs and had my foot leaning on my leg, ( the normal seatin position for a bloke) she stuck her foot up against mine and started to measure, all of a sudden she turned and said theres not much differance between my and yours but you have toes,,,,, i couldnt let her finish i was laughing my head off

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    Me and my gf were at her parents and her dad was making some food, we hear him shout from the kitchen... "Will my electric can opener open round tins?" He had a half height tin but didn't realise what he was saying.

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    would like this thread to be reped, by all means rep me if you feel like it lol

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    When talking to a group of friends about legal and illegal drugs, one of my friends loudly claimed "alcohol's not a drug, it's a liquid!"

    ever since "drug" has become a state of matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Volkski View Post

    Sounds like you need an anger managment course. Theres no good reasons for throwing things about just because some has expressed an opinion.

    Are you also not able to switch something off yourself, even if its your girlfriend whos left something on. A gentle reminder when you came downstairs along the lines of 'hey honey you've left you hair straightners on again. But I've switched them off for you' whould surely build a better relationship, rather than you just yelling at her again. I'm surprised she's not walking out!
    Did you set up an account just for that?

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    My mother in law confidently advised her son to apply WD-40 to the brakes of his motorbike to stop them squeaking, saying 'your dad puts WD-40 on everything....'

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    Reminds me of a certain colleague suggesting applying UB-40 to a squeaky door hinge!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveBentley View Post
    Reminds me of a certain colleague suggesting applying UB-40 to a squeaky door hinge!
    A drop of red red wine would also do the job. Drink a bottle and you wouldn't notice the squeak

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveBentley View Post
    Reminds me of a certain colleague suggesting applying UB-40 to a squeaky door hinge!
    That would make the noise 10x worse!

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    my colleague has just told me that her and a friend was going to Liverpool on a train, her friend fell asleep and woke up looked out the window and seen loads of cows outside she turned to my colleague and said a wow cows are we in wales Lmoa

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