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    I heard they gave up because they couldn't catch them

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    I once confused a Product Manager at a large UK game publisher by asking if she wanted a copy of an Amiga game on disk or cassette...

    It took me 10 minutes to convince her I was joking.
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    One of many badly told jokes by my Mother-in-law :
    Q: Where does Sadam keep his music?
    A: In CD's...
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    There's worse, one about a chicken with the three legs...
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    And I did once convince my sister that strong alcohol would make her (badly bitten) nails grow faster - Dad wasn't too happy, he had to carry her upstairs to bed and clean up the mess...



    Not sure all of these count but I think they are amusing.

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    new In, my mrs hit me with a great one this weekend, she was making me a cup of tea and all of a sudden i seen her sniff the tea bag.... i asked her whats she was doing and she said nothing these tea bags say breakfast tea bags and i wanted to see if they smelt different,,,,, my answer was there not going to smell like bacon or eggs you know LOL couldnt beleive it...........

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    I had another beauty this morning:

    Me: Shout downstairs "Have you finished straightening your hair?!"
    Her: "........... oh yeah"
    Me: "It's not a case of 'oh yeah', get your ass back up here and switch them off or you can phone the insurance company and explain why there's black smoke coming from our house!"

    Sometimes I feel like I'm looking after a child. She made tea the other night and then left the oven on. I got home 3 hours later to a very very hot kitchen.

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    I know exactly how you feel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hightower View Post
    I had another beauty this morning:

    Me: Shout downstairs "Have you finished straightening your hair?!"
    Her: "........... oh yeah"
    Me: "It's not a case of 'oh yeah', get your ass back up here and switch them off or you can phone the insurance company and explain why there's black smoke coming from our house!"

    Sometimes I feel like I'm looking after a child. She made tea the other night and then left the oven on. I got home 3 hours later to a very very hot kitchen.

    ....a child, ay? Wasn't it you who threw a bucket of varnish at a wall???

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    one of my friends has a whole facebook group dedicated to her funny comments, the best are:

    Walking into a dining room "oh wow its got chairs and everything"

    after a couple of drinks in the pub "Is the road wavy for everyone or just me?"

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    My late grandmother used to come up with some wonderful ones we could have filled a book.

    The one I will always remember is "Why do we always get these sunsets at this time of night?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by witch View Post
    ....a child, ay? Wasn't it you who threw a bucket of varnish at a wall???
    should be...

    Wasn't it you who threw a bucket of varnish at a wall with good reason!???

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    We went to a house warming party over the weekend, and the hostess couldn't work the grill/oven. A yell of 'The oven doesn't go over 4 mins'. Luckily a bloke checked, it they had set the oven for 4 hours! This was to cook sausages!

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    This is a great post Gizmo, just thanked and rep'd you for it.

    In terms of stupid comments, my sister in law said "people in the oldern days didnt reproduce because the didn't have sex because sex was a 20th century thing." and when I said "no they have always had sex", she said "no, they didn't, they can't have done!"

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    "I can't access the shared drive on the server!"

    "You appear to have turned off the wireless via this button here"

    "Yeah, wanted to save battery because I forgot my power lead today. Isn't wireless just for the internet though?"

    The joys.

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    loving some of these posts, honestly they are keep my day from being boring lol

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    One of my friends was convinced north was whatever way she was facing!! i couldnt stop laughing when she was trying to explain it to me!! oh and yes she is blonde!!

    Another one of my other friends asked to have a look at her car as it was pulling to the right when she was driving. i took it out for a drive and all was fine and told her to stop being stupid. Week later i was in the car with her and she said look its doing it now. I said err no its pulling to the LEFT not the RIGHT!! and the road she was on has a massive camber on it so was only because of that!!

    Ive also noticed how most of the posts in this tread relate to women!!!

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    The Wife: 'Why did you put Ant Powder down outside?'
    Me: Why do you think?
    The wife: Because there's ants there?
    Me: 'You've answered your own question then love'.

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