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    Quote Originally Posted by gizmo2005 View Post
    just rememberd being in a car with my mate and we was just driving around, when all of a sudden he turned to his right and tried to spit out the window (unfortunaly he hadnt wouned his window befor doing this LOL i was in stitches)
    mate of mine did that with a box of cereal he had added milk too ( dont ask.) unfortunately I was sat directly behind him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CPLTD View Post
    Whilst working at 'Hellcyon' pitching copier paper...a customer asked me whether I could fax them a paper sample.....
    On similar lines... "If this has been faxed, why is it still here?" From a science teacher at my old school, circa 1996.

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    Quote Originally Posted by solitaire89 View Post
    Is that the same sort of hammer device that has the thing for piercing the air bags once they've gone off... I still cannot work that one out to this day!
    Yes I think it did that as well. Similar to this

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    my mates sister onces asked whilewatching formula 1


    "how do the cameramen stay on the cars?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveBentley View Post
    On similar lines... "If this has been faxed, why is it still here?" From a science teacher at my old school, circa 1996.
    Equally excellent!

    If fax machines have been teleportation devices all along, does anyone have a steamroller and the area code for Hawaii?

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    At my last school a flock of geese used to take up residence during the summer hols, doing their 'business' all over the playing fields. The new lady head of PE said in the staff room "i don't understand how they get in when the gates are locked"

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    I called my friend a mong once. Some randomer butted in and said "use the full name, its mongolian"

    another time around the dinner table for a chicken dinner there was 4 of us. We could decide who was to have the legs. My brother says why dont we all have one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jinnantonnix View Post
    I've had this a few times on my phone.



    Brilliant.
    yep had that one twice off the same person. (a few years apart from each other)

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    My housemate comes out with comments like this all the time, I correct him all the time but he still believes that he's right even after I've chucked a bucketload of proof in his direction, usually courtesy of the internet.

    After editing a document he wrote to include bullet points as it really did need them.

    "Yeah, I'm going to edit that out as I haven't started using bullet points yet..."

    Whilst watching Crank 2, at the very beginning of the film:

    *Yells* "It's a pacemaker"... "No.. it's an artificial heart.. a pacemaker is a device which shocks your heart" ... "it's a pacemaker" and then the film gives the explanation about artificial hearts... lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by kevbaz View Post
    my mates sister onces asked whilewatching formula 1


    "how do the cameramen stay on the cars?"
    Skip to about 2 minutes in and you'll be shown how it's done.

    YouTube - Jean Alesi takes his first and only vicotry - F1 1995 Canada

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    Quote Originally Posted by FN-GM View Post
    I called my friend a mong once. Some randomer butted in and said "use the full name, its mongolian"

    another time around the dinner table for a chicken dinner there was 4 of us. We could decide who was to have the legs. My brother says why dont we all have one.
    My son asked for an arm!

    Handed out slightly damaged laptop to staff member, they asked - won't that let the water in?
    I suggested not using it in the bath!

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    Drinking in a beer garden with a few friends early afternoon -

    Me - Hey look the moons out.
    Girl - But its daytime that cant be the moon, your lying to me its the sun!
    Me - No that's the sun and that's the moon.
    Girl - They cant be out at the same time, it must be something else!

    And yes, she REALLY is that thick!!

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    A girl said to me once I dont like fish I said but your eating a tuna mayonaise cob to which she replies tuna isnt fish its chicken! followed by a 10 minute arguement on who was correct lol and to this day she still thinks she was right. I dont talk to her anymore

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    some of these posts have kept me giggling all day made my day go alot quicker lol keep up the good work

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    Quote Originally Posted by FN-GM View Post
    another time around the dinner table for a chicken dinner there was 4 of us. We could decide who was to have the legs. My brother says why dont we all have one.
    A while back I was having lunch with a table full of 16 yr old boys. These are amongst the top 10% of students in the country... The very straight oriental kid next to me and I had the whole table convinced that Kentucky Fried Rat were investing heavily in GM foods; trying to create a chicken with 4 legs.

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