General Chat Thread, So, tomorrow is the day we all love .. what do you all have planned? in General; For all those on CLEO ..
log into your NED Dashboard, use the advanced options to set the page you ...
1st April 2010, 10:38 AM #61
For all those on CLEO ..
log into your NED Dashboard, use the advanced options to set the page you want to redirect to instead of the standard block page to being a local server hosted one ..
Then, set up a webfilter for * (i.e. it will block everything .. MAKE SURE YOU DO NOT GO THROUGH THE CLEO BOX YOURSELF ELSE YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PUT THIS BACK AND YOUR AF WILL BACKFIRE!!)
Then sit back and watch EVERY request be sent to the internet is down page, or whatever you choose to do .. lol ..
Too much time on my hands? Me? NO! lol ..
1st April 2010, 10:40 AM #62
See my last post for yes I do .. lol ..
Originally Posted by danrhodes
Although got to be careful at one of my schools, could cause a riot given it's a "special school" and the kids could kick off ..
But it was funny to watch one member of staff as she was boasting she could still get the internet, so a quick press of a button soon sorted that one out .. lol ..
Last edited by soveryapt; 1st April 2010 at 11:03 AM.
1st April 2010, 10:41 AM #63
How do you do this on Smoothwall???
Originally Posted by aptproductions
1st April 2010, 10:52 AM #64
you could always prepare a letter for staff to give to students saying that new logon procedures require students to have a barcode tattooed on their arm and then install any old barcode readers on whatever pcs you can
Originally Posted by MGSTech
1st April 2010, 11:29 AM #65
creator6 minutes agoApr 01, 2010 @ 10:01 amWe cant get anything to print on our Finance printer (we can only use the one in our office) is this because the
Voice activation command is not working...
Kevin Cartwright 4 minutes agoApr 01, 2010 @ 10:04 am It is in training mode so you need to speak slowly clearly and loudly
creator3 minutes agoApr 01, 2010 @ 10:05 am Your now Joking, You know how loudly Anne can speak and she’s getting louder up here. HELP!!!!!!!!
..... oh dear :P
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1st April 2010, 12:00 PM #66
Whoop .. first member of staff to come looking VERY worried about the internet! lol ..
1st April 2010, 12:20 PM #67
And a whole class .. lol .. including teachers who thought they knew it was an april fool start page .. lol .. anyway .. all back to normal now as I've got to leave the site and don't want to risk it not being able to be sorted remotely, I want to have a job after Easter .. lol ..
1st April 2010, 12:41 PM #68
I know I sound like an old fart but actually doing some of these seems to be less prank and more grounds for termination!
If I redirected every web request id be done for and some of the other stuff... well I would hate to think!
Your either very brave or have some great staff/kids!!
Thanks to CHR1S from:
powdarrmonkey (1st April 2010)
1st April 2010, 01:46 PM #69
OH works for a large Financial Services company. He went into the office to find the following notice at the doors and on the intranet from the head of Health & Safety
All stairs are out of action today because new EU regulations have come into force stating that the number of stairs approaching the landing must be equal to those leaving the landing and we are awaiting the necessary certification.
Thanks to elsiegee40 from:
1st April 2010, 02:04 PM #70
We're never open today... I've few that I'd love to do though!
1st April 2010, 09:21 PM #71
The Google employees have learly had too much free time recently... here's another: https://chrome.google.com/extensions...abnlghmncdcaf/
1st April 2010, 09:38 PM #72
Isn't it them that get a day a week to do anything (vaguely constructive) that they want?
The Google employees have learly had too much free time recently.
1st April 2010, 10:05 PM #73
1st April 2010, 10:40 PM #74
Does everyone know about the RFCs? Only today's was Google too:
TCP Option to Denote Packet Mood
Trouble with these is that some of the jokes can be very "in" i.e. are a lot funnier if you've spent considerable time working with real RFCs. This one from last year might be a bit more accessible, dunno:
IANA Considerations for Three Letter Acronyms
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