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    Intranet page



    For your Intranet (not hotlinking please)

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    Sadly, I won't be able to do anything tomorrow We are doing child protection training, with an external agency training us. Means I'm not allowed to upset anyone.

    Pah!

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    used a few of these before, quite like the copy cursor one makes me laugh, use with caution though dont upset people asd it can back fire RJLPranks.com

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    you can always add clippy to autorun

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    Quote Originally Posted by tmcd35 View Post
    I've settled for changing the READY message on a selection of HP printers askint the user to REPLACE WHITE TONER. Meh, it'd do.
    Anyone else planning that one would do well to test in advance - many HP printers have a 16-character limit on the status message and will cut if off at "REPLACE WHITE TO". As an alternative, I humbly suggest "WHITE TONER OUT".

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    Quote Originally Posted by AngryTechnician View Post
    Anyone else planning that one would do well to test in advance - many HP printers have a 16-character limit on the status message and will cut if off at "REPLACE WHITE TO". As an alternative, I humbly suggest "WHITE TONER OUT".
    I went with 'Insert Cheese' and 'Out of onions' last year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AngryTechnician View Post
    Anyone else planning that one would do well to test in advance - many HP printers have a 16-character limit on the status message and will cut if off at "REPLACE WHITE TO". As an alternative, I humbly suggest "WHITE TONER OUT".
    Noticed this today when i tested the script on our 3600 HP, although one thing i noticed is when you put the message back to "Ready" the toner percentage icons disappear, however switching on/off the printer puts them back

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    Quote Originally Posted by ICT_GUY View Post


    For your Intranet (not hotlinking please)
    Nice! now how do i get this to display for every web request

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gatt View Post
    Nice! now how do i get this to display for every web request
    Forced proxy (router?)? Set to redirect any request on port 80 to your hosting website

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    gah cant get it to work on our 2600's!!

    just been around and stuck the voice command notices on the majority of our copiers and printers :P

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    • Done the voice command on the photocopier
    • Changed the liquid soap with yoghurt (with the assistance of the site agent)
    • Redirected EVERY http:// request to a page that says the internet is down for maintenance
    • Sent a message to the head (looking VERY official) saying that Google is taking a picture of the school from above to update Google earth and the kids should stand in a way that spells a word that is important to the school
    • Changed all of the backgrounds to a generated BSOD and hidden the icons and start bar via GPO
    • And set the projector images to be upside down back to front


    Muahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by nephilim View Post
    • Done the voice command on the photocopier
    • Changed the liquid soap with yoghurt (with the assistance of the site agent)
    • Redirected EVERY http:// request to a page that says the internet is down for maintenance
    • Sent a message to the head (looking VERY official) saying that Google is taking a picture of the school from above to update Google earth and the kids should stand in a way that spells a word that is important to the school
    • Changed all of the backgrounds to a generated BSOD and hidden the icons and start bar via GPO
    • And set the projector images to be upside down back to front


    Muahahahahaha
    You are some form of April Fools God .. lol .. either that, or you're pranking us by saying you've done all that .. lol ..

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    Heres a copy of PJLTalk, it's a small easy to use GUI for changing text on HP Printers.
    Attached Files Attached Files

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    Quote Originally Posted by p858snake View Post
    Heres a copy of PJLTalk, it's a small easy to use GUI for changing text on HP Printers.
    I invisage a "Help! Get me out, I'm stuck in here, it's warm and cramped!!"

    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by nephilim View Post
    • Done the voice command on the photocopier
    • Changed the liquid soap with yoghurt (with the assistance of the site agent)
    • Redirected EVERY http:// request to a page that says the internet is down for maintenance
    • Sent a message to the head (looking VERY official) saying that Google is taking a picture of the school from above to update Google earth and the kids should stand in a way that spells a word that is important to the school
    • Changed all of the backgrounds to a generated BSOD and hidden the icons and start bar via GPO
    • And set the projector images to be upside down back to front


    Muahahahahaha


    With regards to the google image thing... that actually happend here a few years back, our ict coordinator at the time arranged, on international peace day, for the kids to go out on the field and spell out PEACE, while he nipped back in to take a screen grab of google maps...

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