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    Start your day in a positive way!

    HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

    1. Create a new file on your computer.

    2. Name it "David Cameron"

    3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

    4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

    5. Your PC will ask you: Do you really want to get rid of “David Cameron”?

    6. Firmly Click "Yes"

    7. Feel better?

    GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nick Clegg, and the day after that, Gordon Brown...

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    Surely you'd want to start with Nick Griffin?

    He might be too big for the recycle bin though......

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    Lol, I'd forgotten about that insignificant lump of lard!

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    Could always stop beating around the bush and just called it "Politicians"

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    I say throw them all in a cesspool of cow dung and watch them rot.


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    What a waste of good cow dung though....

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    Quote Originally Posted by tech_guy View Post
    What a waste of good cow dung though....
    Aye, 'tis the sowing season so that cow dung is needed for my veg patch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AyatollahPies View Post
    ....my veg patch.
    Is that your pet name for the Green Party?

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