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    My epitaph

    I was sorting out a problem for a teacher this morning and was about to leave the room when another teacher said, "before you go.." I turned round and replied that's what they'll have on my gravestone. What would be your epitaph?

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    "rebooting......"

    Sounds a tad better than restarting

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    During the last 4 years.

    I told you I was ill.

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    I like the epitaph George Carlin wanted when asked in an interview,

    "He was just here a minute ago..."

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    It was working when I left it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by creese View Post
    I told you I was ill.
    This is on Spike Milligan's headstone, so you may have copyright issues :-)

    On that note, there was something in the local rag where I used to live about someone who wanted this on their headstone, and the local Council banned it, saying it may upset people visiting other graves. Really?!?!

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    "A fatal error has occurred... " (preferably on a blue headstone)

    or the one I'd like to to put on my office door "Bu99er Off!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by enjay View Post
    This is on Spike Milligan's headstone, so you may have copyright issues :-)

    On that note, there was something in the local rag where I used to live about someone who wanted this on their headstone, and the local Council banned it, saying it may upset people visiting other graves. Really?!?!
    Yes, I know. I would love to be sued by Spike (if he was still with us).

    I won't actually have a headstone, burned and scattered in the Maluti Mountains please.

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