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    Top Tip For You All

    Top Tip For You All:

    Don't plug an electric heater to dry your wet motorcycle gear on the same circuit as already dodgy UPS......... If you do then get ready for lots of "AVR Boost Active" messages popping up in the event viewer......

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    @all:

    Here's another top tip also:
    "Don't eat yellow snow" this one is for all of you going to snowy climes for Christmas hehe!!

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    Never tie your shoelace in a revolving door

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    Peg a large rectangular sheet of blue tinted polythene onto your lawn. People in 'planes will think you have a swimming pool.

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    Make your neighbours think you are an alien by wrapping yourself in baco foil, whilst standing in your back garden in the middle of the night pointing to the stars whilst making beeping noises.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattx View Post
    Make your neighbours think you are an alien by wrapping yourself in baco foil, whilst standing in your back garden in the middle of the night pointing to the stars whilst making beeping noises.....
    Is the use of silver car paint optional?

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    Don't shove cucumbers through your next door neighbours letterbox and shout
    "help help I think the martians have landed"

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    Don't make the mistake I did yesterday and naively sit in a coffee shop in Amsterdam and wonder why the people in there were smoking very long funny looking cigarettes....

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    Never use a parachute that opens on impact
    Last edited by vikpaw; 23rd November 2009 at 07:19 PM. Reason: rewording

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattx View Post
    Make your neighbours think you are an alien by wrapping yourself in baco foil, whilst standing in your back garden in the middle of the night pointing to the stars whilst making beeping noises.....
    ...especially during a thunderstorm

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    Don't tell women you have 6 external I.P. addresses, they won't be impressed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by K.C.Leblanc View Post
    Don't tell women you have 6 external I.P. addresses, they won't be impressed.
    They might be if you say it's ip version 6.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattx View Post
    They might be if you say it's ip version 6.....
    No they won't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by K.C.Leblanc View Post
    No they won't.
    How about if you say it's a Class A address......then they may start ripping their clothes off and bowing at your feet.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattx View Post
    How about if you say it's a Class A address......then they may start ripping their clothes off and bowing at your feet.....
    believe me... and I'm a female tech ...they won't

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