Beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans. Oh, and Serco :D

[john]

I was having the lovely support guy from Serco looking at a problem I was having tonight with Serco and whilst he was checking in XML files and logs I came across the fact that my Serco system has beans!!!! Can you believe it, we have Beans Now I know why its running a bit slow, its probably in need of a new can of Heinz high quality baked beans rather than the cheap 3663 ones that we probably server in the canteen!!

I wonder if any other programs have Beans, or come to think of it any other type of pulses or fruit or veg perhaps

Oh and if you are wondering when I saw these Beans it reminded me of this:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor

[michael2k6]

John,

You can purchase extra beans as an addon. These are priced per student (per tin, not individual beans) however, the size of the tin may vary.

We would recommend you purchase consultancy to install these beans is it is not as easy as simply pouring these into your server and setting it on simmer.

Please do not instal toast at any time during this process (or in your case John miniature sausages).

If anyone else has issues with their Serco provided beans please let me know.




Mic @ Serco

[michael2k6]

I should probably also explain a bit.
John's refering to some beans we found in an xml file which i believe are causing issues. ePortals basically getting a little bit flactulant, potentially caused by the beans, which i'm sure i'll resolve on monday when i test this theory with my own beans.

As John said, it may be because they are not of high enough quality, or could be stale.

Michael Sanderson
Technical Engineer
Serco Learning

[michael2k6]

And, aisle two aisle two, that is the place they found the raghu.