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    And just then, Damian Hirst appeared, with Heston Blumenthal pickled in brine........

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    "Oh thanks awfully old chap" he said as he struggled to keep the capucian monkey down his trousers!

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    "Must dash, it's 3:30 and theres hundreds of thousands of pints to drink before the weekend is over!" He added enthusiastically

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    after all he was most terribly terribly drunk Hic!!!

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    Which was nice.

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    "Int milk great" he cried!!! and for the rest of the week I will be mostly eating cow dung!!!

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    Just then, Ant & Dec appeared, both with an axe embedded in their heads, and Oprah Winfrey clutching a bowl of semolina........

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    and she cried that she had done the dirty on Ant and Dec with the Axe, and to the huge crowd that had amassed they all cheered at the end of Ant and Dec

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    and then John Noakes appeared, with a stuffed Shep humping his leg.....

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    "What's a Shep?", pondered Pooh Bear as he observed from a safe distance.

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    which then James Martin came along and quickly turned into a mutton pie

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    "Mmmmm pie" announced Weebl. He likes pie.

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    "Mmmmmm person pie..." drooled Homer, while Bart looked on - confused...

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    Just then, Bill gates appeared riding a unicycle, whilst juggling two fat ladies....

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    Steve Jobs just happened to be in the audience at the time and clapped with glee when Bill dropped his balls (sorry 2 fat ladies)



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