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    but as well as his ears he did his hair and eyebrows so now has neon-yellow hair and eyebrows....

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    ...then Kate Melua appeared, warbling, "there's a million defecating monkeys in Azerbaijan....", whilst being dragged through a hedge backwards.....

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    Emerging on the other side of the hedge, her appearance resembled that of Amy Wineohouse.

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    made of lego....

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    which everybody agreed was a great improvement.

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    but could have been better if made from jelly

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    as then i could have eaten it as im hungry and want jelly

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    but then Jeffrey Archer appeared, selling fake Rolex wristwatches, and curried hedgehog soup in a bucket.

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    Moments later, a previous customer of his returned to complain - "Excuse me, but someone's spiked my soup!"

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    "Apologies sir, it appears i'm having a (Weston-super) MARE today, please accept this lego Amy Winehouse as compensation!"

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    "You call THAT compensation?!?" - yelled the customer.

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    And he replied, "No, no, no..."

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    but I can give you a free peerage instead?!

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    Well, I say free..................

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    since when in this world did free mean free.

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