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    And with the single blow from the Dell, Jobs hit the cold, hard ground with a thud. He did not get up.

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    Bob struggled to sleep that night, his mind was aflutter with all the bizarre events of the day....

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    Because, after all, it was the 9th of the 9th Oh-Nine...

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    My name is Quasimodo said Steve Jobs as the impact had rendered him senseless and also given him a huge lump on his back.

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    Looking around his memory returned and he uttered "that laptop rings a Dell" Doh!

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    But, it turns out he was only just taking the Michael.

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    Then Gordon Brown appeared, clutching a Banker by his bonuses, and said, ".............

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    "...how do you like them apples?" "Oops, too hard.......er them grapes?"

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    All of a sudden, there was a terrible rumbling noise, the ground shook, and babies cried in their prams. It was.........

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    A large talking raspberry who stated that today was...

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    the day the music died... bye bye miss american pie thought Bob

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    Maxwell, as he fell overboard his yacht, clutching a plastic statue of Wurzel Gummage.

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    Then the plastic statue or Wurzel came to life as some of the life giving dust had fallen on it and it started to talk 'Sir. Good evening, sir. That's what you should say, me being older than you.' said Wurzel

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    'I also find I really like hardcore Rave - how about you Bob?' - said Wurzel.
    Bob took time before replying, but finally - he spoke...

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