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About LinkBacksat this point they relised they where still in the cupboard still, so EDUTECH tapped the goat on the head and being the miracle worker that all IT Techs are the goat grew wings.
at this point they relised they where still in the cupboard still, so EDUTECH tapped the goat on the head and being the miracle worker that all IT Techs are the goat grew wings.
"What cupboard?" asked Bob, scratching his ... head.
EduTech then explains to bob using colourful pictures as if he was explaining to computer illiterate teachers how to logon to the computer
"Oooo" said Bob "I'm so clever."
"In fact, so clever, I think I'll train to be a teacher"
then his head imploded. And he got a management point.
The management point increased Bob's bulls£$£ stat points by 200%, thus making him a master in educational buzzwording....
and he suddenly found he had morphed into Ed Balls.
and these are what the goat then licked.
Then an old lady swallowed the goat, just opened her throat and swallowed the goat.
"I gotta get me a piece of that" said Bob a.k.a Ed Balls
Then the old lady swallowed a cow, I don't know how she swallowed a cow, she swallowed the cow to catch the goat.
And then she did a mighty t**d that broke the toilet bowl and it was Steve Jobs....
After this the lady was feelin hungry so she swallowed a horse, she died of course, through swallowing the horse but she swallowed the horse to catch the cow and she swallowed the cow to catch the goat, she just opened her throat and swallowed the goat.
"Where am I?!", cried Steve Jobs, looking all around him. The old lady hit him with a Dell.
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