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    Then the EU appeared, and said they shouldn't have been monopolising the bucket anyway, and should be doing something useful, such as growing straight bananas.....

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    in pajamas.

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    And then someone from the PC brigade appeared, and said, 'Oi, that's discrimination against gay bananas....!'

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    "No it isn't!" someone replied. "Haven't you forgotten the Government abolished political correctness some three years ago?"

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    "Which dream was that?", enquired the Sugar Plumb Fairy, lighting up a spliff. "You can't do that", said Noddy, "I'm off to tell Big Ears!".
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    Spock looked at Noddy and thought "this is all highly illogical and why does he keep screaming 'ITS CHRISTMAS' as me?".

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    as its now less than 4 months till Christmas thats why that was being shouted.....

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    Just then, an ice-skating kangaroo went shooting past them all, shouting, ".............

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    "There's a man trapped down a well!"

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    At which point Flipper, Gentle Ben and Lassie skipped passed the Kangaroo arguing who would be the first down the well.

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    when a volcano appeared from nowhere and erupted its hot flowing......

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    fudge and marshmallow mix of many many many colours - which in turn...

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    caused Vanessa Feltz to gain 60 stone in weight......

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    which then caused a giant earthquake when she waddled to her seat in the theatre to watch a Smash Hit West End Musical (queue GD to put the next line in

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