BBC NEWS | England | Cornwall | Jogger injured in buzzard attack

I have brown hair and I wasn't sure if the buzzard had mistaken me for a bloodsucking solicitor so I decided not to taken any chances and invested in a hat

I carried on a few paces and then saw blood running down me and noticed a buzzard flying off into the trees.
he didn't really say the bit in bold. I'm being mischevious.