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    NHS new advice on pupil ????

    read here

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    I dunno what to say....

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    Miss? I think I might be coming down with a cold, please may I be excused for a w***?

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    And, until I was 25, I thought it was for weeing out of

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ignatius View Post
    And, until I was 25, I thought it was for weeing out of
    4 me untill i was 19. Lol.

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    Really?!?! Us IT people dont have live up to stereotypes sometimes!

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    A doctor friend of mine actually told me that Master Bates (we know his real name) was to be initiated at least once a day every day and twice on a Sunday as part of good practice and for keeping the prostate gland clear and functioning properly.
    Last edited by bossman; 13th July 2009 at 12:40 PM.

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    Hahaha, brought a smile to my face, just had visions of that being added to the PSE lessons and seeming the teachers face as they deliver that saying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bossman View Post
    A doctor friend of mine actually told me that Master Bates (we know his real name) was to be initiated at least once a day every day and twice on a Sunday as part of good practice and for keeping the prostrate gland clear and functioning properly.
    I think you mean 'prostate gland' actually. Prostrate means 'to lie down' and we all know that lying down is not necessary for this activity.

    I'm guessing what the original link was as it was blocked here

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    I should have one of the fittest prostates around, then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OverWorked View Post
    I should have one of the fittest prostates around, then.
    Always wondered what your username referred to

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    Just a little Oherr!! slip of the finger whilst typing
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    I've not read all the comments to the article, but how depressing those that I did were.

    We need to accept that kids ARE sexual beings at puberty (whenever it happens); they need to be taught that it is normal and fun and that they need to be safe and sensible, and what is, and isn't legal when. And WHY!

    Burying heads in the sand and not talking about it, or being reactionary and proscriptive will only drive the kids to doing things without understanding the risks, and ultimately not enjoying their sex-lives.

    Those of use who have kids of this sort of age need to be open with them; hugely embarrassing (for kids and parents alike) to start with, but once the subject is open, it does get easier! Schools do have a part to play, as many parents don't understand their kids needs, or have the b@lls to do the "Talk".

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    A future educational visit if it's scheduled to happen again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew_C View Post
    We need to accept that kids ARE sexual beings at puberty (whenever it happens); they need to be taught that it is normal and fun and that they need to be safe and sensible, and what is, and isn't legal when. And WHY!

    Burying heads in the sand and not talking about it, or being reactionary and proscriptive will only drive the kids to doing things without understanding the risks, and ultimately not enjoying their sex-lives.

    Those of use who have kids of this sort of age need to be open with them; hugely embarrassing (for kids and parents alike) to start with, but once the subject is open, it does get easier! Schools do have a part to play, as many parents don't understand their kids needs, or have the b@lls to do the "Talk".
    Surely (if they're under 16) penetrative (and other forms of?) sex is illegal?

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