General Chat Thread, The IT Ten Commandments.... in General; I was reading this story on the BBC Site as to how only 1 in 20 of us knows all ...
12th July 2009, 10:00 PM #1
The IT Ten Commandments....
I was reading this story on the BBC Site as to how only 1 in 20 of us knows all the ten commandments...
....and it got me thinking along the lines of what the IT Ten Commandments might be:
1. Thy shall not format thy neighbour's wife's portable hard-drive.
2. And so on, go on what else should we have?!
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12th July 2009, 10:11 PM #2
Thou shall not download illegal software...?
12th July 2009, 10:12 PM #3
LOL.........i like this thread but my brain isn't working properly right now...........i know I'm gonna be thinking about this all night now!!!
I'll try to come up with something
12th July 2009, 10:14 PM #4
Thou shalt not laugh when a user looses the next six months work as they haven't backed it up.
12th July 2009, 10:36 PM #5
Thou shalt not work out of hours, for no thanks.
Thanks to mossj from:
danrhodes (13th July 2009)
12th July 2009, 10:52 PM #6
12th July 2009, 10:53 PM #7
Respect the Sabbath - whatever day of the week it is
12th July 2009, 11:09 PM #8
Apple and Microsoft shall not lie down together for the union shall be a shameful one...?
12th July 2009, 11:15 PM #9
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's domain
12th July 2009, 11:36 PM #10
lol thats more likes God's AUP!!
Originally Posted by Sylv3r
13th July 2009, 01:15 AM #11
Thou shalt turn it off and on'th again before seeking the one they call, it technician.
Thanks to mikeglover from:
13th July 2009, 06:27 AM #12
Thou shalt not run Microsoft Windows without a Virus Checker, Spyware Checker, Spam Filter, Root Kit Checker, Firewall, Latest Service Pack and 100 Security Updates
Thanks to tmcd35 from:
tech_guy (13th July 2009)
13th July 2009, 06:35 AM #13
Originally Posted by mikeglover
Thou shalt use VLC Media Player for it has all the codecs.
13th July 2009, 07:57 AM #14
Thou shalt not make unto thee any scantily clad jpeg image
13th July 2009, 08:31 AM #15
Thou shalt not save it to a memory stick and call it a backup
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