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    The IT Ten Commandments....

    I was reading this story on the BBC Site as to how only 1 in 20 of us knows all the ten commandments...

    ....and it got me thinking along the lines of what the IT Ten Commandments might be:

    1. Thy shall not format thy neighbour's wife's portable hard-drive.

    2. And so on, go on what else should we have?!

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    Thou shall not download illegal software...?

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    LOL.........i like this thread but my brain isn't working properly right now...........i know I'm gonna be thinking about this all night now!!!

    I'll try to come up with something

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    Thou shalt not laugh when a user looses the next six months work as they haven't backed it up.

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    Apple and Microsoft shall not lie down together for the union shall be a shameful one...?

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    Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's domain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sylv3r View Post
    lol thats more likes God's AUP!!

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    Thou shalt turn it off and on'th again before seeking the one they call, it technician.

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    Thou shalt not run Microsoft Windows without a Virus Checker, Spyware Checker, Spam Filter, Root Kit Checker, Firewall, Latest Service Pack and 100 Security Updates

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeglover View Post
    Thou shalt turn it off and on'th again before seeking the one they call, it technician.
    Amen!

    Thou shalt use VLC Media Player for it has all the codecs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teddybear View Post
    Thou shalt not laugh when a user looses the next six months work as they haven't backed it up.
    Thou shalt not save it to a memory stick and call it a backup

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