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    Thou shall worship all equipment blessed by the holy screwdriver of which may only be handled by your Lord Technician.

    Hallowed are the Technicians.



    Do we have enough to write our own bible yet?

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    Thou shalt verily smile at all times, nodding sagely in agreement.

    Thou shalt not ever suck in air through the teeth and state - that'll cost you

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    Quote Originally Posted by alan-d View Post
    Do we have enough to write our own bible yet?
    I.On the first day Sysop did the unpacking of the boxes and the construction of the rack. And he called forth low creatures known as PFYs to unpack the machines in rooms, while he worked on the higher task of the Server Cabinet. And the machines were unpacked, and they were plugged in, and lo there was much cursing as only darkness reigned.

    II. On the second day did Sysop call forth the electrician, who brought light to the School at Sysop's command. And for a time there was rejoicing, and the PFYs were set forth to make arcane drawings of the layout of the holy Network while Sysop installed the Operating System of the Servers. And at the end of the day there was rejoicing, for it was On Schedule.

    III. On the third day Sysop brought forth the Active Directory, and the PFYs were sent about to bring life into the machines in classrooms and in offices alike. And life was brought to many machines, though some refused to acknowledge the Great Network for a time.

    IV. On the fourth day Sysop summoned his PFYs, and made them construct an Image in his design. And the PFYs did, and Sysop drank coffee, and all was good.

    V. On the fifth day Sysop summoned his PFYs again as he deployed the Images they had created perfectly to his design. And as the Images were sent forth he and the PFYs travelled to the land of Pub for a rest.

    VI. On the sixth day Sysop visited alone and unbidden, confirming that all was working well.

    VII. On the seventh day Sysop rested.

    VIII. On the eighth day darkness entered the world and evil and chaos reigned. Sysop and his PFYs have ever since been bound in great battle against this evil, brought forth by the hordes of those they call Users.

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    Excellent

    This should be drawn up and illuminated to be posted on every IT Tech's desktop

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    one former IT Teacher here put up the 10 IT lesson commandments in his room and was told to take it down cos it might offend someone. Some people.


    thou shalt pay the IT Technician handsomely for fixing home wireless. (bindun? shirley!)

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