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    Thou shall not blame a supplier when the courier is late lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by CPLTD View Post
    Thou shall not blame a supplier when the courier is late lol
    Suppliers ten commandments:

    Thou shall not use camera thieving DHL as a courier and call it good

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    Quote Originally Posted by mac_shinobi View Post
    Thou shalt not save it to a memory stick and call it a backup
    Forgive me Lord for I have sinned

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    Thou shall praise and worship the ground walked upon by IT Technicians.

    (and pay them accordingly)
    Last edited by alan-d; 13th July 2009 at 01:17 PM. Reason: typo

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    Thou shalt not shout obscenities at a stupid laptop because the children in the playground can hear you....

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    Thou shall provide gifts of food and drink to your IT technician, else he may forget you

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    It all depends if we're talking about commandments for techs or users.

    Users:

    1. Thou shalt backup thine work.
    2. Thou shalt understand that a backup means two copies.
    3. Thou shalt learn into which sockets the wires of thine device should go.
    4. Thou shalt learn the difference between thine computer, the network, and the internet.
    5. Thou shalt not call upon the assistance of the divine ones to understand an 'out of paper' message.
    6. Thou shalt not call upon the divine ones unless you have written down a message of error which was displayed.
    7. Thou shalt not write down your password upon a post-it.
    8. Thou shalt not complain when websites are blocked for good reason.
    9. Thou shalt not question the authority of the divine ones.
    10. Thou shalt not trespass upon the holy place of the servers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamesb View Post
    It all depends if we're talking about commandments for techs or users.

    Users:

    1. Thou shalt backup thine work.
    2. Thou shalt understand that a backup means at least two copies in different places
    3. Thou shalt learn into which sockets the wires of thine device should go.
    4. Thou shalt learn the difference between thine computer, the network, and the internet.
    5. Thou shalt not call upon the assistance of the divine ones to understand an 'out of paper' message.
    6. Thou shalt not call upon the divine ones unless you have written down a message of error which was displayed.
    7. Thou shalt not write down your password upon a post-it.
    8. Thou shalt not complain when websites are blocked for good reason.
    9. Thou shalt not question the authority of the divine ones.
    10. Thou shalt not trespass upon the holy place of the servers.
    What happened to the tech ones from 1-10

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamesb View Post
    It all depends if we're talking about commandments for techs or users.

    Users:

    1. Thou shalt backup thine work.
    2. Thou shalt understand that a backup means two copies.
    Really these should be replace by...

    1. Thou shalt remember to store copies of all work in thine home folder in thee network knowing that the special learned ones keep this area secure and regularly backed up

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    Quote Originally Posted by tmcd35 View Post
    Suppliers ten commandments:

    Thou shall not use aircon thieving citylink as a courier and call it good
    ^ changed it a little

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    Thou shalt save thy work regularly.

    Thou shalt not install more software than thou has licenses for, even if it is an emergency.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tmcd35 View Post
    Suppliers ten commandments:

    Thou shall not use camera thieving DHL as a courier and call it good
    Thou shall not keep calling me to ask "if there is anything we can help you with" when I've asked you not to call again.

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    Thou shalt not plan a lesson around a website without checking it works in school first.

    If thou dost plan a lesson around a website without checking it works thou must not wail on the IT staff when it fails.

    The filtering system works in mysterious ways, Do not rely on it to give you access to a web site that worked last week, last night, this morning or at the start of thy lesson.

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    Thy shalt not request a problem to be fixed then go into great detail about how your problem is the greatest of all evils to man kind!

    Thy shalt not wander into the holy server room un announced and proclaim that "The network is down" when really you have just forgot to turn your wireless on.

    Thy shalt also not wander into the holy server room un announced and proclaim that "The internet is down" as thy shall get the answer, "What the whole internet?!??! Here comes the appocolypse then!"

    If I think of any other things that bug me ill put em up shortly!

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    thou shall not approach the office before 8.30 unless in homage.

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