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    "and that children is the mushroom cloud produced from the new atom bomb"

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    *Another bad Taste Alert*

    Teacher to students
    "And this one is of me an the wife on Brighton nudist beach" (notice left hand in pocket!!!)


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    After buying 25 tiny blackboards, Mr Woods grasp of personalised learning in brought into question.

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    "These children are the staffs new licences to teach - see, not worth the paper they're written on!"

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    They really did make a big cut back because of the credit crunch - trying to read this font size 8 is really straining our eyes.

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    After being released from school, the Year 11 leavers wished they hadn't been released under the Freedom of Information Act.

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    well Children, Can you tell waht it is yet????

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    I don't remember algebra looking like this !

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    "OK kids.. hold it there for a few minutes longer and your thought will appear"

    Gullible test for new students a hit amongst Staff.

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    "Congratulations Kid's, You all passed your GCSE's... don't worry that it looks like I made these certificates"

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    "And that, children, is what a BSF school looks like...."

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    Quote Originally Posted by tech_guy View Post
    I'm in the dying throes of completing my 30-page job evaluation questionnaire and I need some humour!

    Captions please:


    schoolchildren from the 50's marvelling at the all-new giant, rewashable teabag. It didn't catch on, but peculiarly pyramid shaped teabags with strings did. go figure.

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    Teacher, "So, children are we all now happy that we can spot a forged five pound note by examining the watermark of her Majesty the Queen?".

    Little Johhny, "Sir, sir, my watermark shows her with her hair in rollers and a fag in her mouth!".

    Teacher, "Don't worry, Johnny. That's Princess Margaret".

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    Quote Originally Posted by tech_guy View Post
    The 1st Chapter of the Chichester Young Communists proudly displayed their Little Red Books.

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    Unfortunatly Mr Jones' home made 3d glasses would not work in black and white. But at least it distracted the students from the tank top his mother had knitted him.

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    "These small bits of card don't seem to be working... they are still stairing at us, whatever 'they' are!"

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