SPC (23rd June 2009)
I called my black cat 'Nibbler' as a futurama reference...
in the words of leela "It's not his fault he's an unstoppable killing machine"
and he is.....
Last edited by Scruff; 23rd June 2009 at 09:25 AM.
My next-door neighbours named theirs Smartie and Wispa (mostly because one looked very well-groomed and one was fluff everywhere).
I have a cat that I refer to as Phonic because it can be very vocal in its opinions and will voice them at anyone or anything that is present. Other psudonyms include "quiet!", "shut it" and "don't make me come over there"
5 or 6e; all depends how fast it is!
After a dispute with a neighbour, my mate called his cat "Bollox to Mrs Crow", and was happy to call the cat in loudly each evening. Another had his cat neutered and called it Alcock as it was all cock and no b...s
the people next door called their cat "Colin"!
My cat is called sooty, my parents had a cat family of cats farther mother and 2 daughters called ben, pinky, punky, and mindy.
sooty is named so after she attacked the chimney sweeps brush and changed colour
A friend has a cat called 'Dog'
Tertium means a 'third something'
or: My cat was called Mogg (short for Sterling Mogg - he was very fast)
When I was a kid, my mum used to shout 'fish, fish!' out the back door - the call to let our cat know it was feeding time. Because of this, our neighbours then all thought that this was what the cat was actually called, and it stuck.
I once had a friend who used to have a big fat ginger tom cat which he called Boris Bastard because it used to crap on everything and slash the curtains. When he used to come home drunk from the pub (my friend, not Boris), he used to get in trouble with the neighbours for shouting the inevitable when he wanted the cat to come in for the night.
We think up a new name everyday for our cat (officially 'Chocolate'). Recently he has gone by the names:
Sir Alfred Pawsworthy
Mr Furry Trousers
The Rt Hon Albert Furbury
And the ever popular Chairman Meow
Anyway, I think you should call your cat 'Boots'
Cal it Danny John-Jules, or is reverse engineering not allowed?
Ive got two cats Bert and Ernie
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