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    Re: women... the great mystery!

    @localzuk - but if you are in a room that has a sofa and no-one is sitting on, or about to sit on, said sofa then what kind of room are you in?
    A sofa showroom perhaps!?!?

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    Re: women... the great mystery!

    There are 2 logics to both male and female:

    Male logic: forwards and backwards
    Female logic: Goes sideways

    So the lesson is "non computability" and that men and women are only put on this earth for one reason and that is the procreation of the species.

    Here endeth the first and last lesson.

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    Re: women... the great mystery!

    There is no point in trying to understand women as they don't even understand themselves

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    Re: women... the great mystery!

    Oh for goodness sake!

    People are people
    They may look at things differently sometimes, and perhaps women are more in touch with their feelings - and care more about understanding others, but basically all that is needed is the ability to really try and see an issue from someone else's point of view - without accusatory remarks, or trying to score points, or whatever.
    Over the years, I have met many men who were good at empathy (one of my best friends is a bloke) and many women who were not!

    If you continue to subscribe to the myths surrounding male/female behaviour, the problem just gets worse!

    Those of you men who have a good relationship with women, be they mother, sister, partner or friend will know that it is all worthwhile in the end.
    Of course, if you cannot be bothered to try to understand others (or maybe, like a possible 75% of the male population, you suffer from some degree of Asbergers or Autism) then you will always struggle, and eventually you will be a sad old git sitting over a drink bemoaning the shortcomings of the opposite sex
    And yes, this does apply to women as well, who can be really evil about men!

    Here endeth the lesson

    The counsellor is..IN!!

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    Don't women over react?

    (runs and hides from witch until the dusk of time!)

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    Re: women... the great mystery!

    Quote Originally Posted by limbo
    Don't women over react?

    (runs and hides from witch until the dusk of time!)
    ::Cast sidelong look at the USA and the several wars started by George W::

    Women over-react?

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    Re: women... the great mystery!

    Quote Originally Posted by WITCH
    eventually you will be a sad old git sitting over a drink bemoaning the shortcomings of the opposite sex
    eventually? old??

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    Quote Originally Posted by WITCH
    and eventually you will be a sad old git sitting over a drink bemoaning the shortcomings of the opposite sex
    I'm already a sad old git according to some of my friends.

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    Oh, you'd better run, Limbo

    but; the dusk of time?

    I'm a witch - at dusk I emerge from my server cave and fly free!

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    Re: women... the great mystery!

    Women, Women, Women....The beta version of MEN!

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    Re: women... the great mystery!

    Quote Originally Posted by acrobson
    Women, Women, Women....The beta version of MEN!
    Now let's see:
    We are stronger at birth (far less female infant mortality)
    We live longer
    We get less heart disease
    For most causes of death - rates are higher for men than women
    Women can multitask, most men cannot
    Women will sometimes admit making a mistake. The last man who admitted he was wrong was General Custer
    Men forget everything, women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
    Women have an eight-lane superhighway for processing emotion, while men have a small country road (comment from a neuropsychiatrist)

    WOMEN DON'T LET GO OF AN ARGUMENT UNTIL THEY WIN!

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    Re: women... the great mystery!

    Quote Originally Posted by acrobson
    Women, Women, Women....The beta version of MEN!
    Or the DEMO, which is always better that the final product :twisted:

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    Re: women... the great mystery!

    women remember everything.
    Elephants never forget!

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    Re: women... the great mystery!

    can a mod lock this pointless thread PLEASE!!!

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    Re: women... the great mystery!

    I'm waiting for the cheeky jibes to turn into full on flamewar GUYS vs GALS.

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