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    Get married in style

    You gotta love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding
    that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and
    even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300
    guests...

    After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
    microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
    coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

    He especially wanted to thank the brides and his family and to thank his
    new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

    As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
    special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyones chair,
    including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift
    for everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

    Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex
    with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier
    and had hired a private detective to tail them.

    After just standing there, just watching the guests reactions for a
    couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you". Then
    he turned to his bride and said, "F---you".

    Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "Im outta here."

    He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

    While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
    finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as
    if nothing were wrong.

    His revenge...making the brides parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
    wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the brides and best
    mans reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

    This guy has balls the size of church bells.

    Do you think he might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
    this?:

    Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends. $32,000.
    Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion . $3,000.
    Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui . $8,500.

    The look on everyones face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
    humping the best man..........Priceless.

    There are some things money cant buy, for everything else theres
    MASTERCARD

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    Re: Get married in style

    lol like it

    russ

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    Well done. I admire him

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    ... and a story that's been around for years...


    http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp

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    The old 'uns are the best

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    Brilliant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by contink View Post
    ... and a story that's been around for years...


    http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp
    To be fair, the thread's nearly 3 years old!!



    Andy

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