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    Ahh got it now - eggcellent!

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    On the subject:

    How did the eggs leave the highway?
    A. They went through the "Eggs-it"

    Q. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
    A. A brick layer

    Q. What time do hens get up?
    A. The quack of dawn!

    Q. How do eggs sell newspapers?
    A. Eggstra, Eggstra, Read All About It!

    Knock, Knock. Who's there? Egbert. Egbert Who? Egg but no bacon!

    A husband wanted to learn how to make an omelette. He was told that to start he had to seperate two eggs, so he put one in the kitchen and one in the hall!

    Q. What did the egg do when the other egg told it a joke?
    A. It cracked up!

    Q. Why did the Egg hide?
    A. He was a little chicken!

    Q. What did the chick say when his mum laid an orange?
    A. Look what marmalade!

    Q. What's the difference between a soldier and a fireman?
    A. You can't dip a fireman in an egg

    There were two eggs being boiled in a saucepan. One egg said 'owch it's hot in here...' The other egg said 'arghhhh!! A talking egg!!'

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    I can see it now. fantastic. thanks.

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    Hey so can I eggstrodinary attention to detail

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    An eggact likeness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nedders View Post
    Hey so can I eggstrodinary attention to detail
    My point eggactly. That wouldn't have been over easy for a pupil to make, they must have fried their hardest to make it. It boils down to shear determination for them not to crack under the pressure and turn out this eggquisite masterpiece.

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    @Little-Miss:
    I bet you were eggstatic when you saw it hehe!

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    Eggquisite

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    Would that make you an EgguGeek

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    lol!

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    You could almost say with the price of egggs today, it was a bit eggtravagant

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    Quote Originally Posted by rad View Post
    Q. What time do hens get up?
    A. The quack of dawn!
    ....what?

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    yeah, i noticed that too...

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    hens don't quack! lol

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    Q. What time do hens get up?
    A. The quack of dawn!
    see if it had said duck....
    Last edited by Little-Miss; 2nd April 2009 at 12:29 PM.

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