General Chat Thread, Films in General; I was reading the Telegraph newspaper earlier and they had a "100 films to watch before you die", which I ...
1st April 2009, 09:05 AM #1
I was reading the Telegraph newspaper earlier and they had a "100 films to watch before you die", which I thought was a cliche....
How about "100 films you'd die before you'd watch"!
My number 1 would probably be (and I haven't seen it)
Battlefield Earth, where you have to be a Zetan level 8 to understand it, and a cretin level 100 to watch it.
Other than that, I'd include "The Cook the Thief His Wife & Her Lover". A film where Helen Miren gets her kit off.. oh how unusual. It's not big and it's not clever.... now stop it! In fact any Pete Greenaway film would be on my list.
What others would you tear your eyes out to avoid?
1st April 2009, 09:20 AM #2
I've tried to watch Battlefield Earth..... twice. Most boring film I've ever had the off chance to encounter. I love sci-fi but blimey.
My problem is that I would give any film a bash. Even the films from Asylum films (I am Omega, War of the Worlds 2, The Terminators). All very blatant ripoffs but most are worth a laugh at how cheap the productions are. I am Omega had the same zombie (I know it should be vampire type person) in all the scenes.
1st April 2009, 10:26 AM #3
I rather enjoyed Battlefield Earth.
The only annoying thing was the camera man was drunk on every shot......
Last edited by plexer; 1st April 2009 at 02:23 PM.
1st April 2009, 01:59 PM #4
Mamma Mia, without a doubt
1st April 2009, 02:09 PM #5
I was forced to watch it with the lady! I had to tell her it was good, I HAD TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by sidewinder
1st April 2009, 02:14 PM #6
I wish I could regain the 2 hours I wasted watching Cloverfield, what a pile of....
1st April 2009, 02:18 PM #7
HAD TO!!!! hope the ... errrr ... benefit was worth the lie. lol...b
Originally Posted by apoth0r
The worst film i have seen is Rocky 5.. . they was no need after the quite superb rocky 4
1st April 2009, 02:19 PM #8
Gone with the wind - tried watching it many years ago when it was showing in Leicester Square. At the interval I walked out thinking 'what a stupid ending' not realising that there was an interval
1st April 2009, 04:40 PM #9
Guest House Paradiso
with rik mayall and that other guy from bottom.
i expected it to be v. funny, but it was painful to watch..
1st April 2009, 04:48 PM #10
Artificial Intelligence: AI
It dragged on and on, I nearly walked out of the cinema when the aliens visited earth.......
2 Thanks to joe90bass:
penfold_99 (1st April 2009), stu (3rd April 2009)
1st April 2009, 04:48 PM #11
recently - Valkyrie
I was excited when it started in german with english subtitles.
which then crossfaded into english......and the plot was shocking
1st April 2009, 04:50 PM #12
Originally Posted by jinnantonnix
And Jim Carrey (with the exception of 'The Truman Show' in which he accidentally showed that he can act without pulling silly faces)
1st April 2009, 04:52 PM #13
The Da Vinci Code.
You know when someone comes up to you and says "oh you havent seen that film?! oh you have to watch it, its definitely something you'd like", its probably not for you.
If that happens 3 or more times I'll refuse to watch it until I've had sufficient time to forget about the recommendations and then watch it.
1st April 2009, 04:52 PM #14
I feel your pain
Originally Posted by joe90bass
1st April 2009, 04:52 PM #15
Anything with Nicolas Cage in it... except Raising Arizona but that's because of the a great cast such as Holly Hunter, oh and Wild at Heart, cos of the other great cast.. Wilem Defoe, Harry Dean Stanton and Laura Dern... actually the Rock is a good laugh too... oh forget it. I just don't like Nicolas Cage.
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