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General Chat Thread, Cow Puns Anyone?!?! in General; Does anyone have any Cow Puns?? you ' r e 'Milking' it... We'll 'cream' it.. etc? 'Mooo've over...
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    Cow Puns Anyone?!?!

    Does anyone have any Cow Puns??



    you're 'Milking' it...

    We'll 'cream' it.. etc?

    'Mooo've over
    Last edited by Ric_; 10th December 2008 at 04:57 PM. Reason: spelling mistake!

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    check out "cow" biscuits

    malted milk ones they are

    black and white packets

    joke on every biscuit

    box

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    One of our suppliers uses cow puns, such as 'Brrrr, I'm Friesian' which is on their latest 'Cowntdown' to Christmas 'Cowalogue'.

    Give me strengh.

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    Groan, I can't believe I just Googled 'cow jokes'

    Bosco's Cow Joke Page

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    Quote Originally Posted by tech_guy View Post
    Groan, I can't believe I just Googled 'cow jokes'
    I know it's udderly ridiculous!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mandy View Post
    I know it's udderly ridiculous!!!
    Yeah very amoosing

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    I'm going to go and kill myself now.

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    What happens when you talk to a Jamaican cow?

    - It goes in one ear and out da udder!!!

    I nearly wet myself!!! Ha ha ha

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    Quote Originally Posted by tech_guy View Post
    I'm going to go and kill myself now.
    Think it through, the steaks are high

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    I'm going to go and kill myself now.
    Do me in first please

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeterW View Post
    Do me in first please
    Butter not

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeterW View Post
    Do me in first please
    I think you mean 'Moo' me in...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tech_guy View Post
    I'm going to go and kill myself now.
    That just grazy talk

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    Moderators, can you please give this thread the hoof.



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