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...as I'm coming off the round about to work this morning, had ...
5th November 2008, 09:04 AM #1
Almost crashed my car... damn you Moyles!
I'm really hoping I'm not the only one...
...as I'm coming off the round about to work this morning, had the Chris Moyles show on el Radio as usual, I'd been laughing anyway at the new COD 5 sound effects that he'd been playing, however:
Once the news started, Chris said in a very calm voice "Ok, the weather now and it's going to be raining cats and..."
and straight away hit one of the sounds which is basically Kiefer Sutherland screaming "DOGS!" in a very angry voice.
Needless to say, a sip of cocacola was now exiting via my nose, and I was laughing that much I forgot to indicate, got myself into the wrong lane and completely cut someone up.
That man's dangerous I swear.
Funny as hell, I don't know what I'd do to wake up first thing if it wasn't for Moyles!
5th November 2008, 09:35 AM #2
Is he dangerous or you for drinking whilst driving round a roundabout!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
If you had of crashed would you of blamed it on Chris Moyles. Could you be one of those who blame others for your own wrongs!
Sorry, but I hate irresponsible drivers!
5th November 2008, 09:38 AM #3
First off, The sip of coke was taken well in advance of the roundabout, I assure you I'm not an irresponsible driver. That's a pretty brash assumption to make don't you think?
Secondly, that was a very tongue in cheek post, I forgot to indicate for laughing and my road positioning was wrong, had I not deemed it safe to put my foot down and make a sudden change I wouldn't have!
Lighten up! it's two days til' Friday
5th November 2008, 10:12 AM #4
Blimey, can we go a whole week without someone reading other peeps posts too literally. This is what it must be like when parents constantly row!!
Last edited by Little-Miss; 5th November 2008 at 10:15 AM.
5th November 2008, 10:14 AM #5
I agree, a brash assumption. Especially as you had to put the coke down to take the phone call
Originally Posted by Samson
5th November 2008, 10:19 AM #6
OK then, while I'm on my soapbox, forget the coke. Listening to Chris Moyle's makes you an unsafe driver then, irrespective of the coke!!!!!!!!!! He causes you to drive carelessly!
5th November 2008, 10:45 AM #7
I really don't get the fascination with Chris Moyles I find him one of the least funny people I've ever heard on the radio. You also have to put up with the Radio 1 playlist to listen to his unfunny antics not a great start to any morning IMO
Simon James & Hill > Chris Moyles
5th November 2008, 10:49 AM #8
I don't listen to the radio while driving at all...it just makes me angry. I much prefer AC/DC.
5th November 2008, 10:51 AM #9
I just hope he says something too contentious and gets kicked off the radio along with all his sidekicks - oh and that goes for Scott Mills also!
5th November 2008, 11:28 AM #10
I agree entirely, thou i like to throw a bit of crew and therapy in there too
Originally Posted by Sirbendy
5th November 2008, 11:42 AM #11
Mind you it's got to be better then listening to the blessed US election...
Not crashing your car, listening to Moyles i mean.
5th November 2008, 01:42 PM #12
Not a very upbeat chappy today are we?
Originally Posted by KWestos
I think Moyles is one of the funniest going, I'm a big fan of silly, sarcastic humor, satire etc.
5th November 2008, 02:06 PM #13
Radio 4 listener maybe???
5th November 2008, 02:23 PM #14
Oi - don't be dissing Radio 4 listeners!
Originally Posted by rush_tech
5th November 2008, 02:26 PM #15
I've got it on the Microsoft radio (how sad is that? A genuine Microsoft radio) in the kitchen for the cats and guinea pigs...violin and classical music, oh yes.
That said, I was listening to a thing on Chaos Theory last night while doing the washing up..heh..
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