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    Most annoying OFSTED requests

    Ok with OFSTED due in here next week, jsut wondering what kind of requests you lot get from teachers?

    I get the whole range of stupid, annoying, bizzare, etc

    like:

    "No Ink"
    "Internet Is down"
    "Printer really Slow"
    "PC not working"

    What crackers do you guys get?

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    Best one I got was...

    We need everything working so can you be on call if we hit any problems...

    .. But you can't come into school

    Erm... and I will manage this little trick how exactly??... Out of body experience it is then!

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    Quote Originally Posted by contink View Post
    Best one I got was...




    Erm... and I will manage this little trick how exactly??... Out of body experience it is then!
    Why did they not want you in school

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    LOL

    Two great ones from memory...

    Teacher: 'You will make sure the Internet is working, won't you?'
    Me: 'I can make sure our side of it is. I can't guarantee anything our service providers do'
    Teacher: 'Don't they know it's OFSTED?'
    Me: 'I doubt they've been informed, no. But even if they had, the presence of OFSTED doesn't make hardware or cable any more reliable.'
    Teacher: 'How long will it be off if it does go off?'
    Me: 'I have no idea. My ESP class was cancelled'


    Teacher: 'Make sure you're available if we get a problem'
    Me: 'There are three of us, 100 of you, 1500 kids, 600 computers...you do the math'

    And yes, she was a Maths teacher.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomscaper View Post
    Why did they not want you in school
    To be honest I have no idea...

    I'm not that ugly... :P

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