Misheard song lyrics...

[tech_guy]

This site always makes me laugh:

The Archive of Misheard Lyrics - KissThisGuy.com

Robert Palmer
Addicted To Love
Might as well face it, you're a d**k with a glove.....

[antoeknee]

Was one on the radio other day where some thought the line

I'm an alien an illegal alien

from Englishman in New York


was

I'm an alien a little alien !!

[Joedetic]

@tech_guy I love that track.

[Andrew_C]

A long time ago, a radio 1 prog broadcast a reallllllly long shaggy dog story that ended with the punch line:-

"That was my cold field, carried away by a spoon-like barrow."

[Inbir316]

absolutely brilliant...has anyone ever come across this site where you type in random words or lyrics and it will create a song using the words you have used from whatever songs it has in its archive. if anyone knows the link please post it!!

[tech_guy]

@tech_guy I love that track.

Yes me too, I was really upset when Robert died - he was only 54.

[reggiep]

In a past life I was in the RAF (Bear with me this is on topic)
We were on detachment in Las Vegas and the guy who was driving the minibus to work put a tape in the stereo. I shouted something along the lines of "get that sh*t off the stereo". Somebody gave me a shove and said shut up that's some early Robert Palmer music. I cried back "Well I saw him live once and thought he was crap" it was at this point that the sergeant who had put the tape in turned round and said "Robert Palmer is my brother "

I really wished the minibus had been equipped with an ejector seat as the truth dawned on me.

Needless to say he saw the funny side eventually and he ended up being my line manager for a couple more years!

[Joanne]

does anyone think the new kylie song sounds like "how do you feel in my arse"?

[tech_guy]

In a past life I was in the RAF (Bear with me this is on topic)
We were on detachment in Las Vegas and the guy who was driving the minibus to work put a tape in the stereo. I shouted something along the lines of "get that sh*t off the stereo". Somebody gave me a shove and said shut up that's some early Robert Palmer music. I cried back "Well I saw him live once and thought he was crap" it was at this point that the sergeant who had put the tape in turned round and said "Robert Palmer is my brother "

I really wished the minibus had been equipped with an ejector seat as the truth dawned on me.

Needless to say he saw the funny side eventually and he ended up being my line manager for a couple more years!

Shoot, that's a class story!

[tech_guy]

does anyone think the new kylie song sounds like "how do you feel in my arse"?

Are we allowed to use the 'a' word here! Lol.

[Ryan]

They use it on the radio, i don't see why not. We're all adults here. Physically, at least

[Friez]

I listen to a *lot* of Japanese music, it's quite incredible how many lyrics that can be misheard.

[BKGarry]

Gimme Gimme Gimme, Fried Chicken!!!!!!

And it defenatly says that at the end of Queen song One Vision

[Joanne]

sorry, didn't mean to offend with the a word!!

[tech_guy]

sorry, didn't mean to offend with the a word!!

No offence taken, just thought that the only place we could swear was in FFS!

Or are all the edumods asleep?

;-)