Dated a chicken? No, I was merely attempting to stay on-topic
Ok, now I'm worried
I like marmite too...I also like black pudding...and liver and sambucca (not really a food but nice anyway).
I don't like avocado and i'm sure there's other things but i've forgotten them.
Oooh i'm not particularly fond of new potatoes because of the way the skin on them breaks under your teeth...*shivers and wretches a little*
When I was a student I did something truly horrible to a friend for a joke. My girlfriend at the time used one of those grater things on her feet to get the dead skin off and we put it in his peanut butter sandwiches....
....I think he still has nightmares about it.
How about pumkin then folks:
I'm told that this was recently in the Seattle Paper .. The title of the article was "Best Come Back Line Ever."
In summary, the police arrested Robert Aylor, 59+ year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.
On Monday, at the County courthouse, Aylor was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated in a telephone interview.
Aylor went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process of doing the deed, Aylor failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor. "I walked up to Mr. Aylor and he's just banging away at this pumpkin."
Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Aylor.
"I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?"
He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said...
"A pumpkin? ..... Shi*...is it midnight already?"
Please pass the kleenex... I think I might just keel over laughing...
Any one else find peppers addictive?
Get the right person serving you at Subway and you can end up with a nail bomb of a sandwich just waiting to shower people with it's pepper goodness
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