...Walked into work this morning and they were sat on my desk

(I should note it was the beer festival Friday afternoon, and since it was being held in one of works buildings I left some stuff in our office to come back and collect later. Which I managed to do, and obviously must have just chucked my keys on the desk...Someone else was with me so I assume they locked up!)

The effect of alcohol...

I also found my headphones sat on my desk where they are entirely useless when I am sat on a Monday morning train with an iPod!