I do love the over exaggeration of some people on the news.
Things like "it shook my table halfway across the room" etc. You're in Southampton mate, how come I live a lot closer and it didn't 'shake' anything across any room here.
People saying their rooms looked like they were made out of jelly; no mate, that's you being drunk, not seismic activity.

I now begin to see why Hollywood never sets disaster films in England.