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    I'm not ashamed of my flatulence issues. I reckon he's heard / seen / experienced worse than a little pump! Hahahahahahah..... also ewwww.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arreks View Post
    That's giving me shivers just thinking about it.
    Yep never heard her fart before and it wasn't a little pump..... it was a belter of a thing, it was evil. I just looked at her in disgust.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abillybob View Post
    Yep never heard her fart before and it wasn't a little pump..... it was a belter of a thing, it was evil. I just looked at her in disgust.
    Hypocrite?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SYNACK View Post
    Hypocrite?
    In my own space...... Not around others. Unless I dislike them of course.

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    I used to fart all the time, especially infront of Mr Joanne. We just laugh about it. I fart infront of all my friends, select co-workers but try not to in public, unless I'm in a noisy place, then I don't care.

    I don't fart so much now, possibly because I cut out milk and cheese.

    The only time I thought I was gonna trump was when I was being stretched on Wednesday. I was on my front and he had my leg bent so my foot was touching my bum, then he was lifting my knee too. I was like... OH MY GOD I'M GONNA TRUMP!! He eased off and then stretched me again. I didn't let rip this time :-P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joanne View Post
    I used to fart all the time, especially infront of Mr Joanne. We just laugh about it. I fart infront of all my friends, select co-workers but try not to in public, unless I'm in a noisy place, then I don't care.

    I don't fart so much now, possibly because I cut out milk and cheese.

    The only time I thought I was gonna trump was when I was being stretched on Wednesday. I was on my front and he had my leg bent so my foot was touching my bum, then he was lifting my knee too. I was like... OH MY GOD I'M GONNA TRUMP!! He eased off and then stretched me again. I didn't let rip this time :-P
    This sounds familiar. I've cut out brassicas completely and i'm a lot less trumpy! My technician and I are pretty lad-ish when the ladies aren't around in the office, so trumps are the norm.

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    ...and there you have it boys and girls, EduGeek has reached an all time low and is now talking about farting

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    Yeah, I'm kind of low gluten too... no white bread, pasta or rice. Just the brown versions. Kinda shocked at the difference. I've been doing this for a good couple of months now and I don't miss it much. Just milk chocolate.... uhhh....

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    Quote Originally Posted by abillybob View Post
    ...and there you have it boys and girls, EduGeek has reached an all time low and is now talking about farting
    I can definitely take it lower if you like... don't know if you are old enough though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oaktech View Post
    This sounds familiar. I've cut out brassicas completely and i'm a lot less trumpy! My technician and I are pretty lad-ish when the ladies aren't around in the office, so trumps are the norm.
    Greif, is that what you lot are talking about when you mention a game of 'top trumps' :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joanne View Post
    I can definitely take it lower if you like... don't know if you are old enough though
    I'm confused how low? Are you flirting with me?

    Because I'm up for it if you look like your avatar

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    @Joanne...pics of you lifting and farting...or it didn't happen :P

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    What? Whats the problem here people

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    Quote Originally Posted by nephilim View Post
    @Joanne...pics of you lifting and farting...or it didn't happen :P
    I have several samples I can send to you in a bottle if you want??? 99p ONO!

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    Body weight counts right?
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    All those people in the background and only 1 person seems to be doing anything gym related...

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