Quote Originally Posted by synaesthesia View Post
I said this in another thread but politics can be summed up thus:
(assuming you get on with all your family)
Labour will kill your aunts
Cons will kill your uncles
Lib Dems will kill your cousins
Everyone else will say they won't but realistically they would have no choice.

Please vote now to pick your family's fate.
And democracy is two foxes and a chicken on a raft, voting to have the chicken for dinner.