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    Tesco car park scam

    Over the last couple of weeks I have become the victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get some shopping turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!

    Here's how the scam works..... 8O

    Two seriously good looking late teen/early twenty-something year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to have a good butchers. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre. You agree and they get in the back seat.

    On the way, they start having s£x with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen on December the 1st, 3rd and 6th, twice on the 8th and 9th, three times on the 10th, twice just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy more wallets.

    Please pass this message on to all the men you know to warn them about this scam.

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    Re: Tesco car park scam

    eer thats weird, are you a bit merry on the sherry?

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    Re: Tesco car park scam

    Thanks for the information. I don't drive or shop at Tesco though.

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    Re: Tesco car park scam

    I dont go to tesco's but i think i might start (nothin in my wallet anyway!)

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    Re: Tesco car park scam

    Real or not, a good reason to be gay.

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    Re: Tesco car park scam

    Quote Originally Posted by john
    eer thats weird, are you a bit merry on the sherry?
    Here's the punchline again just in case you missed it dopey....

    I had my wallet stolen on December the 1st, 3rd and 6th, twice on the 8th and 9th, three times on the 10th, twice just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy more wallets.

    Please pass this message on to all the men you know to warn them about this scam.

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    Re: Tesco car park scam

    and i thought this was going to be a serious post...

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    Re: Tesco car park scam

    Quote Originally Posted by ranj
    and i thought this was going to be a serious post...
    Same here,

    Like they say, 'Every little helps'

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    Re: Tesco car park scam

    Groan, this joke's almost as old as I am!

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    Re: Tesco car park scam

    Quote Originally Posted by Joedetic
    Real or not, a good reason to be gay.
    Agreed

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